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- Wait, is this helping, or are you just doing it?
- Yep, still here. - Well, you know what?
- No, no, no, no. - You're the school nurse.
- Thank you.
- You know, I believe I did. - Kind of blown away here.
- Okay, you can't sit on each other in front of the doorway.
as easily as it can come from a grown man's rear end.
- More chest hair? - And I refuse to do it.
- No. - And you
- Sure, but keep an eye on it.
- Do people drink Schnapps these days?
of himself on a horse. - Say no more.
Some of us don't--just don't have the mental capacity
- Oh, please, Brad, you weigh 120 pounds.
- Tom, what kind of entrance is that?
- Fine by me.
- Mrs. Fern? - What?
- You thought I was a good artist.
So, like, who's to say who even did what?
That would teach you that it's okay to quit,
- Dakota's mom, in the administration,
but it's--it's actually an intervention.
- Oh, wow. - Don't touch it.
- This is all my fault. You know what?
I just want to make it clear.
to shove that whistle up your asshole?"
- What? - Oh, my God.
Yeah, my dad is a big art collector.
That's how much the guy cares.
with the gums and bone-- - Yeah, okay.
- The muse is here! - Where's my mom?
- Yes! That's exactly the kind of thing
- Hey, hey, hey. - That does it.
- Oh, please, come on,
I--I'm sorry, I gotta interject.
these overly supportive parents.
- No! No sunsets!
♪ Can't expect our tired patience ♪
with no pants on. - Oh, let's don't tell this.
I coined the phrase "problem mom."
My mom does funny punishments, okay?
No?
♪ To satiate for long ♪
- Yeah, I'm better than I look, guys.
- Class, this is talent.
- She'll make me, like, run around the block a few times
If I impersonate my mom, it's not gonna end well.
- You know, some people say periodontal work
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Oh, shit. - What is this?
and he crapped his pants at Little League.
but I'm about to punching bag those bitches.
Hope you enjoy it. It's called "Tom's Dream."
- Principal, is there any money involved here?
and when it comes to art, you're kind of phoning it in.
- If he dies, I get all this.
Come on, y'all! - Hey, parents, uh-oh.
- Tell your parents Tom's mom...
♪ ♪
'cause I want it to act as a reminder
would frown on something like this
is counting on me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Tom, I wasn't gonna tell you.