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Either way, take off your clothes and come on up.
- Not much of a district, is it?
[laughs]
- Quick, like, a quick one. - No, you can't take a nap.
- I'm just saying there's a possibility
Don't touch it. - Ah, yes.
And, Tom. - Hey there.
you are what we call a "problem mom."
- You called me Babysitter when you came in.
I'm gonna blow my brains out. - Okay.
- What's a Johnson?
[whistle blows] - All right, guys, yeah!
- You can all shove your petitions up your assholes!
Oh, and, Principal, I almost forgot.
- No, no, Jacob, please, for your own sake, don't do it.
- What a terrible bitch. - That's insulting.
at least have an organized fight
♪ The feeling that we're lost will always fade ♪
I'm looking out for my child.
- I don't think he could even see the canvas from that angle.
- Kenny, be cool. - Okay.
into his rear end, he could paint better than I can.
I'm the one who started the petition.
That's the bottom line.
- All right, well, thank you for listening.
- Can someone please tell me what I am looking at?
an art prodigy for a son.
in the school: you, the original one;
Randy's dad, who, quite frankly, scares me...
- Well, it's not just you, okay?
- You know what? That makes more sense.
but it's a terrible part of town.
Why don't you keep the five grand
- Oh, no, my mom disagrees.
on each other's boobs, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
How about that? And when you hand it to him,
- They've cleaned that up quite a bit.