Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Randy, what would your dad say?

That's what I'm talking about!

The superintendent of schools

but what if we slip her some kind of sedative?

- Dakota, did my whole anti-banana speech

You go to Shady Oaks? - Shady Oaks Elementary, yeah.

especially after all my encouragement.

- Thanks for getting together, guys.

- It means I'm gonna get punished.

You're spiraling out of control, brother.

that shows your school spirit, okay?

- And he keeps asking me, "More chest hair."

and I don't show it bothers me, but it really does!

- My art teacher said if Picasso would put a brush

- How's your art project?

- Thanks for coming out, folks. I know we're excited.

You are a hero and a legend.

I don't need a creep and a chubby bimbo

I know my email said this is a PTA meeting,

- Oh, yeah, you know, being a parent is stressful.

- What is happening? - Oh, great, that does it.

"Hey, pass it to the dud."

it's just really getting away from me.

[suspenseful music, heartbeat thumping]

No punching in the pussy. Thank you.

but the cups are very specifically labeled,

- Mm, I'm working but, uh-- - Real quick, here's the thing.

So let's try to pass to him.

- Are you listening to yourselves?

This kid has got to go. - No way, lady.

- That's a stretch.

- Can't just say you said hi and leave it at that?

- I'm--that is not my responsibility.

or Joy Behar holding a flashlight?

Kids should be encouraged with their creativity.

- You know what? Have a scone, Dakota's mom.

- That is a fight I would like to see.

- Can you ride your bide there?

I need to stop this.

I really went off the rails. I need to look inward.

You really have to put the art down. I've gotta--

- Sounds like you've got some personal issues to deal with.

Oh, Tom, please, don't eat it that way.