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due to the overwhelming interest
- Please. - The entire rear wall.
- Big night. Coach started a mandatory
- I mean, we paid good money for this!
overgrown children themselves, you know?
Tom's doing great out there. - He's sleeping.
Come on, guys.
When I heard my mom was gonna fight,
- You think this artist would do my assignment for me?
- Tom. - We're practically family.
- A petition has been circulating
- Don't you dare question me in public.
All right, I'll catch up in a minute.
You're gonna walk into-- - I don't have time for "hi"s.
- You don't like it? What's wrong?
[bell rings]
- You seem really stressed out. Are you okay?
- Don't encourage it.
- Dad, please! - Come on, we're out of here.
- Yes! So I want to use Tom's art to stick it to her,
[bicycle bell rings] - Oh, wow, this
- Uh, no! Your wife?
- Ugh. - Wait.
You can say whatever you want
- [snoring] - He's just taking a power nap.
He's pretty boring, but hey, free dinner. [laughs]
- Oh, this is not good. This is not good.
- Ugh, that woman is so annoying.
♪ The sweet silver lining ♪
- Stop defending your loser. We want him gone.
- Yeah, stay close.
Why don't you read a quick artist's statement, Tom?
- A lot of these drugs, they're basically harmless.
- You need something on them to make them show up.
- I think you all should know
but Picasso had more talent in his rear end
- Hi, kids. Quick announcement here.
- I think we're in. - Oh, no.
- Yeah, SOAD, Shady Oaks Arts District.
It's Nelson. - Nelson and Tom.
- She's just saying I'm great. She's just saying I'm--
This all happened in two minutes?
- I try to encourage you kids, but, Tom,
- It's called a stringed cheese, okay?
What would Picasso's rear end do?
but your dad is a pain in my ass.
Let's get Tom the ball. - Oh, please.