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- Tom, you are what we call a prodigy.
our star student.
- Come here! - Stop dragging me!
And I just-- I forgive everybody,
And there's no tactful way to say this in front of the kids.
That mural is gonna become
I can't believe you just said that.
- Oh.
- You know what? To be honest, I feel like this piece just--
- Am I too young to drink? What do you have here?
- This poem is called "My Mom, My Hero."
I should have cleaned my room."
[intriguing music]
♪ I present no explanations ♪
- Hello, everybody.
and not playing with these bimbo nimrods.
- Like I was saying, we're here to support each other
♪ Through you she lives on ♪
- Tell me if society
- How long was I asleep?
to do a mural, and I can't do it.
- SOE. - My alma mater!
in the fight being planned in the gym.
but I'd be happy to fight my wife.
- What do you mean, you can't?
Is that still popular? - Schnapps? Calm down.
- I don't know why you took your bra off,
- Hey, we're coming up.
Nelson, is that the Statue of Liberty
- Name one. - I don't know,
calling me dumb while I enjoy my latte.
Mild to heavy sedatives.
and admission is $10.
Why are you washing our laundry in public?
that a problem mom would do. - Wh--
Whoo!
- Just draw me a huge mural on the gym that covers...
Hi, I know you're talking about my wife.
- It's already a lot. - I know.
- Oh, the fight. - "Oh, the fight"?
- With me on the front steps looking heroic.
Is this--Tom, you did this?
- [wheezing]
- Oh, I'm glad I could help. - No, it's not help.
You need to leave. - Well, Mr. Sensitive.
- Let's move forward.
- Let's be supportive.
[choir vocalizing angelically]
with my art. - Uh-huh.
- He calls me the dud behind my back?
- I want to stay at the seminar.
- I call my mom Mom. I don't call her...
- We love you, Mrs. Fern. We're gonna try harder, okay?
♪ ♪
- Lady, pipe down.