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All right, let's play some soccer.
it inspired me to write a poem.
Was that a speed bump or a rat?
Is it just something babysitters do
- No.
- Anything you want to share with me?
- What?
- Yeah, look, I want to apologize.
- My dad's the one who commissioned a painting
is threatening to yank our funding for the arts program.
that my son should be on the all-star team
I literally drew one squirrel.
How long have you known me?
- All right, have fun on the weird date.
- Okay, obviously, he's drunk. Let me explain.
- Let's begin with some role-playing.
because it's hard. - Mm.
- Shady Oaks has an arts district?
No biting, no kicking.
- I'm actually a periodontist, which deals more
Got a date with a dentist named Kenny.
- In the gym tonight at 5:00
to have Dakota's mom banned
- Yeah, no kidding.
going on here? I just--no? - Oh, Tom.
look him in the eye and say,
- ♪ Remember there's more road ♪
- Nuh-uh! [music stops]
It's a nightmare. They've commissioned me
- I always thought they were nice.
- Excuse me, if you're gonna pour the coffee
- Let me help. I'm an artist. Let me just take a look.
I'll do it. - You'll do it?
Good job!
- We have--okay.
- You know, mild. Mild to heavy.
- Yeah, man, and maybe this guy--you know,
- What do you mean, not end well, in what sense?
- All right! - I feel good about this!
- Coach, why don't we wrap up the pep talk?
Leave mine here, 'cause I need to go talk
- Yeah. - You put it on my boobs?
- Oh, Tomas, come on, please.
Weird, weird, seeing you in a different context.
♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪
- I'm gonna say this to help,