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Flex.
... faster, slower, grind left, grind right.
- You have any deodorant? - Deodorant?
Are you gonna get to these changes soon? Not everybody is quitting tomorrow.
These kids do not need their lives compared to bugs carrying balls of dung.
Anyway, don't worry about the wallet. How was it?
All this here gotta be gutted to the bones.
You're not my only screamer.
- Me too. - They just told you to clear out your desk?
Her and Ronnie raise like half her budget.
See, my parents gave us this house free and clear.
Who said it? Why?
Are you mad about the solo?
Can I call you Dick?
You pimp men?
I don't eat sausage.
I also think I'm broke, my ex-wife is up my ass...
- Hey, baby. - Oh, God, Ray.
But what proof do I have that you're a good pimp, Tanya?
Flex, lick, lay down, sit up, stand...
- Can you see it now? - Kind of.
Should we go celebrate?
Good thing I was an athlete.
Then why are you still here?
Oh, my God! God, Ray, no.
An arm that's now got its hand around my throat.
...and I'm willing to offer your clients a significant discount.
But okay.
Just fix the house, okay?
You know, in the foreplay department.
When Ronnie isn't working, he can join us too.
Ten percent to start, all right?
I think like a man.
I feel like a freaking mortgage broker.
You know, I'm planning on leaving Wagner & Finch too.
Hey, coach. Mind closing the door?
Yeah, I want to try one of your guys.
- She could post my name on the Internet. - Paranoia will destroy you, Ray.
Women are a little insecure, so tell her she looks good.