Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you are allergic to any of the vegetables

Uh-uh, ain't nobody tracking what this says about you.

We're talking about a baby named Linda.

God, there's so many bugs in here.

A girl getting a gentleman's C?

- Jacqueline! -Hmm?

You know I am. Stop it, girl.

Type "girl poops pants at spelling bee."

nothing to your liking.

Can you believe this tuna tartare

Someone threw up in my purse!

I've never taken care of anyone in my entire life.

It’s not funny

Also, I'm trans-ghost.

You're delirious, Mimi.

You haven't seen The Bodyguard.

Like you did with "Close Talker"

Plus, you're afraid of a vacuum cleaner.

I'm the Skipster.

rubbing elbows with the elites the rest of the country hates.

"Psychiatrist poops floor at conference."

It's none of your business.

We spoke on the phone.

IT'S POWER HOURrr!!!

I have a one-year-old daughter.

And I know I'm getting in my own way like always--

I bought on the sidewalk, I wanted this to work,

Angry 'cause they're all alone,

Is everything okay?

Everybody leave!

Well, at some point, those Lindas must have been babies.

were just opportunities for me to grow,

she lost her license and a wet shorts contest in Atlantic City,

Oh, so now you feel bad for me,

I'm her twin sister, Jorqueline,

I'm having a dinner party ce soir.

Oh, can you take me home?

like when Jamie Kennedy proposed to me?

As long as I just keep doing stuff,

the old messed-up me is still stuck in the Net.

will be on page two of my search results,

They're allowed to stay up late.

Also, I understand

could see us now.

Everybody Leave