Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not today, Internet.

With smooshing victims,

There's only one way to find out.

It's a psychosexual chess match.

Jacqueline. My love.

You better not be using up all your data.

increasingly special to us.

but being with him is an opportunity for me to grow as a person.

No, some things are pretty black-and-white.

So lookit, what if you didn't have to put in all that effort, okay?

My partner and equal!

He's got a baby.

And by the way, I think your idea to rap philosophy is stupid.

stack his kidneys so that the horse pancreas would fit,

I guess I wanted to prove I could move on after Mikey,

That woman is a nightmare.

the bandages will come off tomorrow.

there was always a nanny or a horse

you have spent keeping your secret,

This is my dad's girlfriend.

Linda always says "Mondays" whenever she does an oopsie.

'cause the glass ceiling just got shattered.

are me, myself, and I.

and then when I'm president of America,

or wasn't a Juggalo king.

on the World Wide Web?

Uh, is Linda D. proud of her nephew?

Tamara here is a poet

Also, I did not bring a dog in here.

What do you think they'd say about how crazy it is

Have you seen "girl poops pants at spelling bee"?

I don't even know what that means,

I flipped and ran away like a pancake with legs.

not-- "a ball of holes"?

Sure, it's scary and new, like a recently purchased Halloween mask,

because of her.

always looking over your shoulder with that big ol' pumpkin head of yours.

I'm supposed to be at Reuben's before this sweats off

Yeah, that takes some getting used to.

Can you believe my Guatemalan butt implants got infected?

Oh, my God, is he gonna rap?

and stop worrying about it.