Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not Jacqueline.
-Linda-- -You'll never make it.
unless my Tinder date tonight
Did they flip him over and forget which side is up?
What happened?
Humiliating.
I didn't start going by Linda till...
My last one shrunk in the wash after I ate a ham.
-Good night, everybody! -Good night!
It's part of why I'm here.
When I brought you a bouquet, you ate it.
You both have to pretend you don't want the last bite.
started eating at the table with me.
And mine didn't move at all.
Did Linda do an oopsie?
Yes.
mentioned in Shakespeare, you will find
That is correct.
I googled you,
Yeah, I googled myself.
You know,
I don't want to go to the gym
Thanks, Andrea.
If Linda fills her purse with the SlimFast,
Think of all the time and energy
What happened last night?
My name is in the title.
After Gary left, I dated a lot of guys
Maybe we can watch it together sometime.
It was invented by nerds, and you know how they are.
But why?
M-U-M-M-I-C...
I'd like to introduce you to Linda.
You must be Kimmy. Oh!
into the 21st century by rapping them.
Look, it's just something people do.
Has she googled me?
I'd love to.
his bitch baby.
I need your help.
Good point, Perry.
Whatever you need--