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forget all about "kid gets erection at bar mitzvah."
It seems like just yesterday
Will you make that for me next pancake day?
And achieving lesbian bed death.
Plato, Aristotle.
The gel is slipping into my leg again!
No, just thought it was cute.
Look, I've been through some stuff.
We used to hook up.
Push it up!
Look, the Internet has everyone's most embarrassing stuff on it,
This chick got bunkered!
Also, he is extremely poor.
It's like the worm, but you're on your side.
I'm here for you, Mimi.
Now, the doctors had to put pieces of thigh in his face,
and arsonist.
The other students will be all like,
I've never been to a fancy dinner before.
is a better murderer than the one last night.
Somebody got into the SlimFast again.
They're not chickens.
Mmm. Isn't it fishy?
Anyway, this place does a great eel roll.
And that's coming from
What are you? Irish?
A baby named Linda is weird
but he could be a creep in English and French as well?
What are you saying, Lindas?
Why not?
will you drive me to my boyfriend's wife's house later?
But, Jorqueline,
That's my class.
He made a robot that's racist.
but it doesn't.
and they know it's their fault,
Now, the post-smooshing patients
Kimmy Schmidt is free, okay?
But when she's in a better mood,
Mondays...
No.
and a professor
Okay.
skipping everywhere on campus.
It’s not funny
What?
--Uh, mes putains?
Can you believe it?
already knows everything
Your baby's name is...
And that's how I'm gonna beat the Internet.
Okay, here's my point.
- Oh. - And I'm Titus A.
I would have thought a guy with a baby would freak you out.
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