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WITHIN MINUTES OF THE SIGN GOING UP,
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
TOLD ME THAT I WOULD HAVE TO COME HIKE MOUNT CHILEO
Nathan for You Cheaper to fill gas tank with champagne.
IS FRIENDSHIP.
- WELL, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER SOME RIDDLES FIRST.
- YEAH. - WHY?
- NOPE.
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- THE GENTLEMAN WHO WORKED IN THE GAS STATION
IT CAN BE HARD TO DRAW IN CUSTOMERS.
YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
BUT WHAT I HAD TOLD NO ONE
- AND FROM THEN ON, IT WAS SMOOTH SAILING.
IS THAT THIS WAS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST HELPING A GAS STATION.
GETTING TO RELAX A BIT,
- LITTLE SQUINTY EYES AND BIG BUCK TEETH.
- WELL, WE AGREE WITH YOU,
BY PETTINGER, BOJANIC, AND HOOPER?
RUNNING A GAS STATION IS NOT EASY,
- BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,
DEPICTED IN THAT WAY.
- THAT'S RIGHT. HOW COME YOU GOT AWAY WITH--
THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO CAMP OUT
- YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
- THINGS WERE OFF TO AN OKAY START,
YOU HAVE A TEST AT 9:00?
AND YOU HAVE TO DRAW A COUPLE.
TO RE-BRAND GREG AS "THE KING OF STING."
- IS IT REALLY $1.75?
BUT I NEVER SLEEP.
- THANK YOU.
THAT WE CAN DRINK OUR OWN PEE
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YOU KNOW, BUT AGAIN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CLAIM THE REBATE,
- UH...
WITH A LINE OF CARS DOWN THE BLOCK.
.
THEY TELL THEIR PATIENTS TO DRINK URINE,
FORTUNATELY, MOST OF THEM FAILED TO READ THE FINE PRINT
SO I'M NOT GONNA-- BUT, YEAH.
- HEY. - OH, LAURIE.
- THE ONLY DRUGS THAT THE FDA WILL APPROVE
- YEAH, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY IF HE'S CHINESE,
SO WE'LL CHECK BACK WITH THIS IN A BIT.
AND THINKING, "THAT'S HUGE."
- MY COUSIN HOLDS ICE CREAM.
LIKE I EXPECTED, PEOPLE WERE FILLING UP
- WHO?