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Me? That guy who just said, "butt cracks"?
Gosh, I'm so sorry, honey.
- Aah!
So get ready to hear a lot of, uh, boo-hockey...
Coo. Again, don't blame the pretty lady.
However, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job...
- By you? - Sense the tone.
Kind of like Joey.
Someone gave me muffins last week. I couldn't get rid of you for three days!
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You know, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first word.
You know what? I'm sure your wish is gonna come true.
But, you guys, just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp.
...and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!
Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Come on!
Okay, fine. I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.
- I can't really say. - I understand.
Yeah. I mean, I want this so much. I want to get one.
Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they look just like you!
Oh, okay, great.
Hey, guys. So I just called the Powerball hot line.
Hey! Hey! If anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me!