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God, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this!
All right. Rash'?
When I talk to her, I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
- Well, of course it is. - Okay. What does it mean?
The yield curve disinverting AND the Sahm Rule being triggered? Guys! Give the US economy a chance!
I'm hoping that if she hears it enough...
...you'll be bringing to the job.
- Phoebe, we lost half of them. - So what?
So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this?
Hundred and thirty-one.
Qw!
...so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
You've got just as good a chance of getting that job.
We're excited about the level of sophistication...
A place to entertain my lady friends.
Which I now realize we are not.
Go! Go! Go!
Wow, you think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout?
My God, I can already feel myself changing.
I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions.
- I hope I win. - Well, it doesn't really matter.
Fflends.
I don't really care about the Knicks.
You are not gonna believe this. I just saw my psychic...
When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic.
Is daddy gonna spank me?
Yes, there are. I just saw them a few minutes ago.
It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon. Coo.
Okay. Well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow.
Listen, um, it turns out I got the last spot.
- Well, Charlie's gonna get that. - Hey, don't say that.
I'll do it! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Please. If I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me.