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Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it.
If only it were a sure thing like your 24-state lottery.
What?
But, uh, ahem, what is it not?
No, she was just much better at her job than me.
Sorry, Chandler.
- Yes you did! Gleba is a word! - Okay. Use it in a sentence.
We should call my mom's and say good night to Emma...
Yes, that's right.
I'll have to meet you up there. I gotta gas up the Hyundai."
Aw! - Ah!
Hello. This is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize.
Okay. Well, Monica, suppose one of your special tickets wins?
- ...and then if we win, we'll split it. - That's a great idea!
- What do you need it for anyway? - The, uh, lottery is up to 300 million...
ME EVERY TIME I FILL UP
well well well look what I found
My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
- Please! - Just do it!
I gotta gas up the Hyundai
Ross, you don't have Emma! Rachel, you don't have Emma!
Damn it. All right, call me when you know more.
We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
- This whole thing was my idea! - Yeah. Thanks for inventing the lottery!
- You think he washed his hands? - Hello?