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...so I can't afford to have principles. So screw you! The tickets are ours!
...that really thought we were gonna win.
You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?
Yeah. And then I figured after you win, we can all go out to the balcony...
You guys? What was the Powerball number again?
- That was a good day. - Yeah.
How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
- Very good. - Thanks.
Heh.
Sense the tone
They're towing a car.
But you're wishing for what we think, aren't you?
While you're at it, she said another word the other day. Why don't you look up:
...you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
- Seven. - We won.
- Really? Why? - Well, before with the wishbone.
I'll take this one too. Uh, "Mommy"?
We are on the road, people!
- Say goodbye to your tickets. - No! No! No!
...and he found a ticket on the street right outside and won $10,000.
- All right, who wants to do it? - Ooh, can I?
So excuse me for being a little skittish.
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