Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That left tackle came out of nowhere

and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.

Are you here for Andy's party I am Andy's Party

Shut up Seth. We went to temple

That was Jay's idea, okay?

I know. Can I ask you something in confidence?

- Yeah, in their original boxes. - You do?

# Let it shine, yeah #

But, now, you can't have any of this.

because no one is hornier than a girl...

I am going to tell her.

I mean, I'm kind of nervous. I never had oral sex before.

You don't wanna go, do you? Okay, you can stay.

- Right. - That's it.

At least I don't have to work out tomorrow

What are you? 25?

What about sex? I really want to fuck you.

- Do you know how I know you're gay? - How?

It's all right.

Do you have any weed?

You could do it. You could totally pull it off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Jerk me off Beth!

So will you go talk to her?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Their ath is yours Kick ath!

I think you're the sexiest man I have ever seen

Yeah, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

Yeah, that’s my boy! We represent the same Fuckbois!

Yeah, That's My Boy. We Represent Waymo.

Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows."

- So, thank you. - That's good.

I'm gonna take them as disrespect.

Pandora's box of love.

- Awful chatty. - Hey...

This is gonna be bad

Hey, enjoy your Orange.

It's a baby BOY!!!

- Ready? - Yeah.

I don't want to send you running for the hills or anything, but...

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

All you got to do is use your instinct.

You know how I know you're gay? You like mma.

I want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to you.

Man, you know what, tonight is the night.

she's picking me up in an hour.

Right, I'm just looking for a cordless phone.

Oh. I got your titty. It's so soft.

Look, there is a hot-ass girl who works right there.

Good luck to you, and to you. And I'll give you a call.

Hey man! I’ve got a big box Of BABY CLOTHES for ya

That was good. That was okay.

- Yeah, I better go back to work. - Yeah.

Can I get you another cocktail?

# Hey, don't worry I've been lied to #

Ha ha! Well, then, I am not doing that either!

walk around with a rubber ear in your pocket all day?

Me so Gorney! Me so stupid!

We are the future! Hey everyone who wants penis cake!

Let's say y'all living together.

And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:

You've "borked"?

It's Oscar Goldman.

- So to speak. - Great.

Butthole pleasures

Every time Trump or the GOP open their mouths.......

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls

"for the price of "on the house""

Amy and I, we used to watch Harry Twatter...

# No, we ain't talking about no Scorpio #

and then I "sell" it on eBay.

I'm not a doctor or anything like that...

Fuck me in the pussy And the ass

- This is James. - James. Do I know you, James?

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

It’s not about tossing salad

- Hey, Paula. - Yeah.

You miss that ass? That's the ass of a free man.

That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Miami in February? Well played, sir.

All of this right here, premeditated partner

It's not about cock and ass And tits and butthole pleasures.

I'm gonna start taking you back to church.

We can wrap them again later, you know.

Andy, for the last time...

And for God’s sake Consummate the thing

You're pretty god, i just want to live

Oh, my God, I cannot believe this. Thank God you're here.

when you start f'in with open guard

It's nothing official.

More than these other losers.

you have sex and that's the long...

you were looking for a recession? recession here now

Oh my God, the blood just

And I had one of my condoms on still.

- No. - As good as it gets.

so you got no proof

Berksucker motherfather!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You wait for it to grow into a plant... and then you fuck the plant.

Let me tell you something, Andy. Don't ever be named Dan.

What about sex? I really want to fuck you tonight.

Let's fuck in the bathtub.

We're gonna need A bigger calming stone

- Who's calling, please? - This is Andy.

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

- It's your birthday, too? - No.

These are my things...

Wow This is graphic

I just want to get fucked up and draft

That was a joke, man. I know you’re free

Spider man iron man dead pool

Yeah, it's so sad.

That's fucked up.

Archimedes to Vitrious

Be my groomsman I mean not unless you a bitch

Marla, get the fuck out of my room!

that was the Mona Lisa of transvestites.

Thanks, they are. They're great. The goldfish just crack me up.

...you know, obvious. So I chose that.

Can I help you?

- This one looks pretty good. - You don't wanna buy that VCR.

I'm gon take em as disrespect.

Oh, it's happening! It's happening! Andy!

- Gandhi baked is good. - Yes, isn't it?

- Oh, my God, the blood just... - Okay, never mind.

I want to fuck you hard.

So you wrote "ho fo show."

- Please stop. - And Cincinnati bowtie.

Did you just flick me in the nuts? No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where y our nuts used to be

Ben, you got a tiny penis…

This is like, the first of three conversations that leads to you being gay…

HEY HEY HEY bitch's runnin' wild, man

he made a fool of himself.

That I run this thread! And now he about to bounce.

- There is masturbation. - Masturbation. Play with yourself.

Jesus Christ. Marla locked herself in the bathroom.

Hornacious, you got a tiny penis…

And we didn't have sex that often. That's why there are so many, okay?

Yeah, we gonna celebrate it, man. Yeah.

Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin.

You scumbag! Ass kisser!

That's good, yeah. If you have time, look around. It's...

Go shoot yourself in the fucking head.

What about sex? I really want to fuck you.

and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.

She starts doing his pubes, I'm out of here.

Celibacy is the way to go man

If you knew her, if you knew who I was dealing with...

"...She was Hurtin for a squrtin'"

… and then I stole the dog

# No more falsehoods or derisions #

No, actually to be totally honest with you...

- And you really haven't? - No, I really haven't.

I didn't hear anything after "a liar."

- ...them little pink teeny nipples. - Oh, yeah.

# Let the sunshine in #

That sounds nice.

- I'm a floor manager. - Okay.

- No, I was never. - Right, you see what I mean?

Ya'll done or ya'll...

I'd probably go Digital.

Look at my face. Look at how serious I am.

Giving Gary the old heads up before my flying triangle

Bitch is running wild man

'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot...

I got a corpse in my way.

I love... Spiderman.

'cause she just thought that I wouldn't be a good father...

Let the sunshine

I was wondering whether you had a few minutes...

if the mood strikes.

You use this GIF

you on my level. Come on.

You know, I drive by this place every day.

It's not about fucking and balls and pussy.

You want to fuck?

Holy shit, man. You've got to get on that.

You take three Excedrin PMs...

and I just wanna go home, okay?

if some girl had just vomited shellfish sandwich into your mouth.

Let me... I have something I want to tell you.

Way to sell a big TV.

Hey man got a big box of porn for ya

When your son is born, is he already in parole?

Damn Niggers Don't understand internets

I'm going to fuck you so hard tonight.

You guy's are hair-larious

This is how I'm gonna warm up for you.

You know, you said there wasn't gonna be any pressure at all.

Okay, but why every damn schedule comes up, I get most early shift?

ou were looking for a nigga? Nigga here now. You see?

Dark and Cloudy With chance of drive by

Why do I need your number if you're across the street, though?

Congratulations.

You need to try Some wrong, dog!

I wouldn't mind. You got good genes. How old are you? What, 138?

I have done everything but sex!

"Yeah," right now, but, like, by the third date, it would be:

Oh, drag, dude.

For the last time, I don't want to watch School of cock with you

- Really? - Yeah, you could open your store.

Get some fuckin French toast

Quit flicking my balls, man.

You send links that look gay.

Okay. New tape.

- Can you help me? - No, you're on your own here.

Skipper for the last time I don’t want your big box of porn

- Okay. - Okay.

- My God. Sorry I'm late, man. - No problem.

Yes, Mr. President. Yes, the erection results are in.

Did you just move in or something?

We're gonna have to get you some punani.

# The sunshine in #

It's my personal collection of erotica.

that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD...

and cincinnati bowtie

Oh My god your dick is huge!

I don't have a car with me here, so...

I'm going to fuck you. That's why we're here.

Yo, Andy! Come check this out, dawg.

I mean, look, dude. You think this was an accident?

You watching Survivor tonight?

I'm so Sexy. Yes you are.

Well, I don't think you understand something, Dave.

- This is gonna be fun. - Yes.

I gotta give her the space.

Dear Kim Kardashian #IJS. #HandleThat

I'm the dude with the hot granny.

- That's what you want to suck on? - Yeah.

Is there something you should know about her?

No, I was... I thought you were really boring and...

My last boyfriend Sal junior, is a scum bag.

is such a good guy.