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But...But "But" Is Not A Sentence Klaus.

Wow. Okay. How old are they?

I'm going to fuck you so much tonight.

I really mean this.

I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them.

Did you enjoy last night's date? Ya

J Rod being welcomed to his new gym

- Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do it.

No, that's okay. That's all right. Sorry.

First, you relax, okay?

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Please Don't Reminisce About The Times We Fucked, Please.

I'll tell you who's the hottest.

Hitting your head on the animals

- Really? - Yeah.

Me so Gorney! Me so stupid!

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Hey, Andy! What's up, dude?

And don't confuse that with tipsy. We talking about drunk.

See, you still mad at me?

Thanks. Your hat has sequins.

Psychooooo talk

Tackle drunk bitches

Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.

You know how si know

Well, I was just wondering...

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 Percent.

You both can suck my asshole

Jason, you got a tiny penis

- You do? - Yeah.

Wishng you hadn't asked your friends to come support you

So I'll write you up, and I'll meet you over at the register.

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting.

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

And you know what...

Boner Jams '03. It's a mixed tape I made.

Bitch is running wild man…

Is that a serious question?

- Yeah. - You do have some.

Oh, you're Jaylin me. Cool.

- You really like kissing, don't you? - Yes.

Are you a deviant or something?

It's about love. It's about people.

How does that happen?!

for the price of "on the house."

And now I have to go hunt for some hos.

but I get with women.

Looking at the bright side...

What's going on here? What's going on here?

Well played, sir.

- You game? - No.

Hold up. I ain't nobody's nigger.

No, the guys are getting together, we're playing some poker...

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- I'll pray for your cock. - Okay, thanks.

It’s about passion

You just got farced up with him

Come on, Trish!

This is my baby This is my baby’s dick

Nancy what do you wanna do for your birthday?

Clear all my appointments This afternoon

Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time... I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground.

You know how I know that you’re gay? Because you have a P site.

She wants birth control. But she's too young.

- ...that's love, man. - It sounds horrible.

I don't know. I kind of see this going somewhere.

We having a party tonight, Andy...

We're wigging out!

It’s cool. I got friends who fuck guys...in jail.

Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy.

What are you even talking about?

I think it's around 17.

They were just having fun. They didn't mean anything.

Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!

Why don't you want to have sex with me?

I just want to get fucked up and draft

Look, I'm going to be real honest with you.

'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?

DUDE, ARE YOU GAY?

I apologize, but it's too late.

I wanna touch your penis

Oral sex play. Sounds like my Friday night.

Let me dance for you. I would love it.

Not everybody is a pussy magnet.

You want to see the most beautiful thing in the world? Check this out.

'Cause I didn't know what I was doing.

If I can keep this commission, with pleasure.

-Leland is refusing to wear his mask in class. -Oh, my God.

OH! MY GOD! YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS!

This is important.

it's gonna be really, really colorful. Are you free?

So you're just gonna let them do that.

You like to shave, don't you?

- Do you want to go out sometime? - Yes.

Nigga here now, SEE!

You know how i know youre gay?

Can you just show me the department where there would be phones?

I just sold a guy's G. I. Joe for $1,000.

No, haven't heard that term.

Everytime Trump or the GOP Opens their mouths

You Looter fucker!

You're 90 years old. You know, 90 is the new 70.

Look at your boobss and everything. I really want to fuck you.

- ...talk about my personal life. - You're a virgin.

He's practically stalking me.

so you got no proof

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?

This is hog shit.

I’d tap that!

who stomped all over my heart.

- You're a good-looking man. - Thank you.

Bryce, you have a tiny penis

God, I hope I get my period soon

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I have condoms right here. Okay? Check The Expiration Date Because They Were From When I Was Married.

Fuck her while she watches Murder, She Wrote.

Do you want a blow job?

Oh you’re rinsing me, cool

Hope you have a big trunk cause I’m putting my trolley in it

Park's Undercarriage "Shit stained balls"

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius

- Yo, Andy. - Yeah.

That's great, man. I'm telling you, love is a mysterious fig.

HE IS SUCH A BAD ASS

- Good morning, Paula. - Andy.

You know how I know your gay? Cause you asked why.

This is the Dawning of the Age of Adoption

What do I have to do for you to have sex with me?

And clear all my appointments in the afternoon.

- I wouldn't know what to do. - Look, you gotta take a risk.

- That's great, man. - Man!

- Girlfriend with a problem. - Hello.

that you've been playing for two years straight, off...

♫ Age of Aquarius ♫

I bet... Hey, have you been doing a lot of this?

- No. - And you're making me.

till it was almost like we weren't two people...

Okay, fine, you don't have to go out with us if you don't want.

Chicken Parm? Yeah I’m the best fuckin chef in the house.

and I like seeing you happy.

- Foot fuck! - That's sick, man.

But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.

what is the difference between these?

He sounds like a good guy

It's not about cocks and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

I just want you to know that this is the first conversation...

Screw these analogies. What he's saying is...

Yeah, I think so.

- Yo, is Paula back? - No. She's not here.

She wrote down her number, but I think she gave me her number.

hitting on drunk "bitches," you know.

Looks like a poltergeist.

I think... I mean, that sounds gay.

Dude, are you gay?

Every time Drumpf opens his mouth

This is gonna kick aths

You ever heard of the term "fuck buddy"?

You get a Sigma 89MM and you get a Sigma 89MM Everyone gets a Sigma 89MM

Get some roadburn, come on!

Andy, it's going down, partner. We're gonna be...

You're fine then?

I served her. She's taken care of. She's a little slow, but she got it now

You should keep your hoe on a leash

I remember that girl. She was a ho. For sho.

Are you ready to fuck? I want to fuck you so hard.

I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it.

I don't kiss and tell.

Watching Annabelle Creation

Seriously? I think we're at 18.

I don't think that anybody knows it...

You wanna spend the next 60 years of your life...

Let me suck your dick. I would like that.

I'm also gonna need that QB on it , for the price of...on the house

Dude! Get the FUCK OUT OF HERE

Frosty, Nigga. I’m talkin spoons. We fuck Feds in the ass.

...you got to scope out a hot, drunk chick.

Shut up, Travis!

And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats Now you ready to reach the upper echelon

What is the difference between Hi8 and Digital video tapes?

I think we're done. I think that's good.

"Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty."

When you say you ate salad but, only have salami to show for it

What are we gonna do?

She's different. She's someone I felt like I had...

It’s not about tossing salad!

Lets smoke grass,righ

That woman scares the shit out of me And I just want to go home

That makes sense.

The problem most men have is...

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My mother in law is for lack of a better word… dumb

I love Minnesota.

How would you some up 2020

When she says her mood depends on the type of day Well how is the mood striking you now?

in some creepy apartment, that's what I'm saying.

Just enough to get me baked for like a week.

It sounds unpleasant and it is.

What's Curious George like in real life?

do-it-yourself.

if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground

You need to stop fucking around with my friend, okay?

Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath...

Jose, you got a tiny penis.

I'm okay. It's all right.

see it for yourself, check it out.

You got a hummer from the tranny, didn't you?

Do you want me to be dirty?