Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You like fantasy league punishments

I finished. And then I stole the dog.

You're such a smart ass. Get back on the floor.

Can I give you a blowjob?

# Let the sunshine #

All of this right here? Premeditated, partner.

I want you to poop at me, cuz you’re the baseball guy

me so corny, me so stupid

Why didn't I think of that?

"Oh, you're nailing me. Cool."

I feel this is exactly how it went when Dawn introduced her husband to Regan

Yeah. Let's Fuck.

Sweet video game chair

Hello, Trish. How you doing? What's going on?

I'm a virgin. I always have been.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Too bad I retired my penis.

Here be David Caruso in Jade

No. Trish, stop.

I apologize to you. I know.

How would you some up 2020

'Cause you macraméd yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Okay, well, how do you know that she was a man?

And so we're doing it and I'm about to finish...

Dont let us win tonight

I don't really have a good answer for that, Andy. I just...

- ...to quit my job. - I'm not! I'm not trying to...

What the fuck are you talking about?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

When Narcissists continue to blame you for all their self-created destruction

without having sex that are both fun and safe.

- Did you just flick me in the nuts? - No.

I'm not a big hoe runner

I hired a 90-pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Tech...

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It It’s going to kick assssth

- You know how I know you're gay? - How?

Shut up, you fucking jerk!

No hablo English, lady.

Hope you have a big trunk cause I’m gonna put my DONG in it

that woman scares the shit out of me...

Like he's bored at work and he just wanted to kick up some shit...

I could help you sell them on eBay.

- Okay. - Okay?

It's gonna be really, really colorful.

Sometimes, I think these butterflies are in here.

Well, Andy, the numbers just came in...

WHY DID YOU INVITE THIS GIRL? SHE'S A FUCKING RINGER, MAN.

Yeah, I was looking for something...

Dane The Sergio Jean's

you may kiss the bride.

I didn't use bitches in a derogatory sense. You did.

Oh nipple fuck!

- What? Selling things? - You got that right.

- I'm not pressuring you. - Excuse me.

All of this right here? Premeditated, partner.

Yeah, that’s my boy! We rep the same Smart Tech!

you're putting the PRESENTS ON A PEDESTAL

so I can wear them.

They’ll Haunt your dreams

How's business been?

Some fucking French toast

Tackle drunk bitches

you know, I think you could actually make like...

so what's gonna action that? predicament.

Do you know how I know you work in HR? You listen to Coldplay

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

Why don't you do that, huh?

- No. It wasn't. - Okay.

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU’RE GAY? YOU GIVE UP YOUR SATURDAY BRUNCH SHIFT

- She does. - Hey, you guys, Betty Cocker.

This guy knows exactly what I like.

Okay, now because I don't understand them...

I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast.

I'm sorry. I know.

I can't afford it

- It's so creepy. - Let's go to Paris.

Can Somebody smash it oh my Kaylee Threehorns! (2001)

I'm talking about, this is the Rolls-Royce of big screens...

How much have you had to drink, man?

Do you want me to be fucking retarded?

You know how I know you're gay You watch the handmaid's tale but you deny watching it

- Cut it out. - Cut what out?

ME SO HORNY ! ME SO STUPID

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours... Than listen to Michael MacDonald for one more minute

- I hit it like eight months back. - What?

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

You know what...

I mean, I could fuck you one night after another

but that's just love.

Watch how you talk to me!

15. Screw your 15. 20 balls

Can I eat your Pussy now? Yeah.

I have condoms right here. Okay? Check The Expiration Date Because They Were From When I Was Married.

You know what your problem is?

Okay. I'm sorry. I must not have heard that part.

How do I know you live in Granite Bay? Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts

Sometimes I feel that it is just too late for me.

You know how I know ur GAY? Cuz you like Blink 182

Bitches running wild

'cause I want to have naughty intercourse with you.

You think, "A woman fucking a horse"...

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Wow! Please Suck my penis.

So many stories are running through my head right now.

#corolla #theyseemerollin

You guys cool it with the gay.

Me when I’m in the kitchen cooking and anyone else walks in.

- How you doing? - I'm great. I like your store.

One girl was “hurting for a squirting?”

I don't know. What do you like?

- Will do. All right. - Thanks.

I know that's a frightening concept to you...

yeah... neither were we...

No, he don't need no help. He's already been served.

- Really? - Do you have any of those?

You guys were so right, right from the beginning.

You, you're a fucking asshole to tell me to come here.

See? You’ve been warned, alright? Let’s move forward amicably.

- That is impossible. - I think so.

Bro after he introduced me to he**ai

- This is Andy. - Julia, how you doing?

- Okay, see you over there. - Okay.

you wouldn't be saying this shit.

Dues you like to dues it yourself?

I think that he's rocking the shit in this one.

I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that...

It’s All About the Connections

because that would be a simple sort of transition.

You are a very unkind man!

If I get the set, will you throw in the DVD?

- So, ready? - Yeah.

So, this is what's about to happen, all right?

That's more angry.

"Man, I'm gonna make one of those."

Do you know how I know you guys are gay?

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

and we move it out of here.

There's something wrong with her underpants...

I realize now that it was just because I was waiting for you.

Happy Birthday Chris!

I really wanted an egg salad sandwich

that's my baby's dick right there

Hey, Will and Grace, back to work.

I hope you have a big trunk,ecause I'm putting my bike in it

Hope you have a big grill cause Im gonna slap my meat on it

That's how a tiger know he got to tackle a gazelle.

Clap! Clap! Both y’all niggers!

Who wants penis cake?

Why don't you get her back right now?

The man pulled a number.

a farm with lots of land.

for about a half an hour, but...

And they both hurt equally.

"Hey, baby, I really need to physically express how I feel"...

- God, you're fucking awesome. - You too.

Nothing is ever good enough and it's always our fault.

You should keep your ho on a leash Bitch is runnin wild man

I'm talking about nasty.

You want me to fuck you hard? Yeah.

Ill still have sex with you if you want

- What kind of store? - Well, like a stereo store.

Isn't that sweet?

BONER JAMS OH 3

I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me.

You know how I know you’re gay?

How can you tell?

I like your sweater. Does that come in a V-neck?

When you get hit with genei jin for the third time in a round

# I'm the hottest round #

How would you some up 2020

I want to be baked the whole time.

All right, if you're making a joke, dawg, it's not funny.

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Are you fucking retarded?

You do. That's good.

We are gonna start going to church.

- Go fuck a goat. - Yeah.

But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that.

This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.

Jennifer taught me how to do. It It’s going to kick assssth

Know what I saying?

This is gonna be good.

- Do it! Just hold. - Okay, here we go.

I'm putting the pussy up on a pedestal.

Andy, is that what all this was about?

# And if you want me, people #

- All right, I will. Thank you. - Okay.

I’m gonna need that hat For the price of “on the house”

I mean, I could just fuck you like no other woman.

This is kind of lame. You wanna get out of here?

I don't really see any other options.

I’d tap that... Oh, yeah, you’d “tap that”?

Bitch Is running wild, man

Okay, look now.

Do you know how I know you're in HR You listen to coldplay

Maybe it's too late.

I know this is gonna sound weird.

You guys, this is not funny!

Fuck that nigger up!

I’m a need that 2.5hp blower For the price of on the house

The transaction has been completed.

You see her, racked up right there, see her?

I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now.

It’s gonna kick ass

I wasn't very nice to you for the past two-and-a-half years.

Oh, God. What's next?

- Yes. - And that's the name?

I don't think that's a good idea.

How do I stop her menstrual cycle?

- Fine. - Okay? I don't need your help.

Turban now? Do you see any fucking turban here?

It's going down tonight!

Hurtin’ for a squirtin’

No, no, no! Come on, man.

I mean, I could fuck you one hour after another

This your date drug? Your roofie?

Okay, Mr. Schwinn-fucking-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike?

- Good morning. - Hey.

My Dick is what you want to suck on? Yeah.

This is the dawning of the age of nacerous

When you going to get a car?

You tell me he was a nice guy, didn't you?

- Does anybody else have a question? - I have a question.

Sir, please, sir.

Maybe, I might try to space them out a little bit.

Well, I knew it. You know what...

and just you know completely drain your balls!

Loretta, you’re never going to forget Beth

This is gonna be bad.

- You're a whore. - I am not a whore.

All right, bye.

Kirsten after a big sesh!

Couldn't get the condoms to work.

so you have no proof

- No, she gave you. - Dude, man.

Don't be such a baby.

Wow He is a goat

And you about to cram like 10 years of pimpage into one day.

- I think you'd really dig it. - Yeah. Now I can see that.

I haven't taken any, but your ad said...

Yeah, I bet that was cool. I ride a bicycle.

I am Jay's party.