Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Maybe I should take her. - No, I don't think so.

You guys are so Up your asses

Welcome to K St.

You know how I know that you're gay?

blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist.

for so long I thought that there was something wrong with me...

You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.

Wow! You know what? You're so hot. You're so hot.

I hired her for you.

You know how I know your gay? You had to get the monkey pox vaccine.

She was amazing. She didn't pressure me.

BITCHES RUNNING WILD MAN

Let's take your locket to Mustavio maybe he can fix it . Now let's go to the door that's locked. Now what was the spell? Ah! Yes! Point your staff at the door circle twice and point. Voilà let's go inside.

Why do you have that?

You guys are hilarious.

- You know what's a fun game? - Huh?

You let the seed grow into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Airius

I'm trying to say I wanna get you laid, dude.

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy.

How do you think a lion knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA

- Wow. - I like you.

You're not coming to our fucking party either, okay?

And you're gonna have to talk to people, too.

This shit just got real

Too bad I retired my penis

It don’t fucking matter!

You need to try some wrong, dawg.

First of all, it ain't that kind of party.

Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn.

Because I noticed on the way in...

greatest thing in my life.

Are you here for Andy's party I am Andy's Party

EXO is crowded tonight

What? What did I do?

Okay, so I'll call you, and yeah, that'll be good.

We’re gonna need to leave the ACC next year

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

Well, she's no Jack Palance.

I want to touch your big, fat noodle...

And then, by the time I was done...

I don't... You know what, I'm a gentleman and I don't...

Buddha punch. I need some Buddha.

NO CYNTHIA ERVINO

Well, fuck you people, and fuck you, you and you...

Happy birthday Vaughnster Age of Aquarius! ((Well at least the month anyway )

Dude, just stop thinking for a minute, all right?

Me 2/2/22 before the WFT new name announcement This is going to be bad

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

You know, I can come to your high school...

When you get hit with genei jin for the third time in a round

Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me.

You like Coldplay.

Let me just say...

So, there's nothing you can do?

you'll have to leave the scroll with me. ok. tweak! there, good as new! thanks, emperor vo! you're welcome mulan, anytime.

and she had an adam’s apple as big as her balls

- Are you here for Jay's party? - Yes.

- ...when you brought this in? - They did not laugh at me.

You know how i know you are gay? You say that both girls are ugly

that I run this, bitch and now he bought the bounce.

That's a lot of weed.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Clap clap! Both y’all!

So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.

- Hey, what's up? - Nothing.

We're having a party

You pulled on two.

Stupid horrible decision.

You know, I just kind of hung out. I was...

I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it.

I'm just kidding.

- Look at me! - I'm looking! You're pretty!

It’s his birthday too

Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?

This all I’m trying to say

But tape it for me, okay?

- ...we'll all be equal, okay. - Thank you, Andy.

Hey, Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex.

Dude. Hey, partner. What are you whining about?

- Okay. - All right.

I'm not letting you have sex with me! LOSER!

OH, MY GOD YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS!

WINTER That fucker came out of nowhere

- I don't want to be in here. - It's a soundproof room.

Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?

'Cause he doesn't have a car, and he does magic.

Hey, there. Hi, Trish.

No true love if you don’t buy ask to me if you never try with his family! his heart all going to beat with his father mother and the sister he could I not be in blueberries in who his lunch bag! Now go ask him to get get his mother and find him Yourself! We will skip and tried another world with your free worker!

# This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius #

- Okay? All right. - Yes.

"Sharing the same heart," that's like some...

You’re putting the patty on a pedestal

'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again...

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My Dick is what you want to suck on? Yeah.

Thank you, Andy. Dude, you broke up two years ago.

- Thanks. Thank you. - Have a good cocky.

I'm going to fuck you so much.

You're not a...

and you get there and it's...

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: I love it when balls are in my face

Hey hey hey motherfucker

That was a fun day.

to be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.

We gonna need more cash

- Cal's a good guy. - Yeah, he's a great guy.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

and we'd put it on the television...

You know how I know you're Gay

Every time Drumpf opens his mouth

What was your name again?

That's right. That's right. Gazelle in the pink top.

But I'll start punching your nuts.

It didn't hurt me. I get it done all the time.

Yeah, it's like the Land of a Thousand Lakes.

Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?

I am not ugly as fuck.

Jake You have a tiny penis

It’s gonna be real real colorful Are you free?

"And Just, You Know, Feel Completely Safe."

Because she's dating this pot dealer.

You know what, it doesn't matter...

Imma need it for the price of on the house

Look at your boobs and everything. I really want to fuck you.

It's called School of...

Yeah. Well, it's $9 beer night.

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

What are you talking about?

Stop singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" man! Why the fuck will you always gotta kill the vibe with those things?!?

So you have no proof.

we've spoken for more than, like, 30 seconds?

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

And, you know, all the accoutrements.

Is it because I have a kid who has a kid? Is that why?

It is a trick we use in India.

You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me...

- You know how I know you're gay? - How? bECAUSE YOU WONT GOLF IN MEXICO

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 Percent

You guys are so up your asses.

I've been working there for a long time.

He had a wife who he fucked, by the way.

You ever heard uh Death Valley, nigga?

Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with bowlers, too?

are so valuable. So you don't screw with that.

Really great movies in here, man.

because no ass is worth thinking that much about...

when they take a black light into a hotel room...

See? I'm not looking at you.

Shut up Seth We went to Temple

you don't want to have sex with someone you like...

I took a lot of Viagra

I'll send you off to...

- You see this redhead over here? - Where?

But I'm not going to have sex with anybody.

It might be a rubber tree plant.

Stop, man! Why do you always come and kill the vibe with those things?

- Trish, this is Joe and Sara. - Hi.

and they are smiling and saying:

It stars Jack Black Cock.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Do you think I'm pretty? - Oh, yes.

Where's your final destination? Arizona New Mexico and Berlin.

Mercy, mercy, mercy.

- It's okay. - Paula!

You know what's a dirty word, is asshole...

And now, I am making your silver pants blue.

Every time Trump or the GOP open their mouths.......

Nobody wants your box of porn Barney

She was a hoe…for sho.

Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked, please.

I swear to God, I have to decide, do I finish or do I stop the dog?

Hold my goddamn hand man

This right here, you looking at the Bentley of big screen TVs.

Oh you're railing me Cool.

Yeah, well, it's $85 beer night

That's cool. That's great.

We should totally get out of here.

just get you a bunch of these hood rats...

I am Jay’s party..

- Okay, 20 dates. - Twenty dates.

Hey, you can't speak to your mother like that.

When she say you annoying But you can't stay mad at her.

You’re putting the Luke up on this pedestal

So, you mull it over and I'll talk to you soon.

We appreciate your business.

It’s gonna kick ass

God, Me So Horny? Me So Stupid!

I don't know what you're talking about.

Let the virgin collect his disability.

You wanna take this shit outside? Just take it outside and squash it?

So she’s a grandma

This is pretty crowded

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says:

Sucker motherfucker!

Do you want me to be fucking retarded?

- Sounds pretty awesome. - Yeah, it was fine.

I ride a bike... a bike-cycle

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I like that because you don't have chlamydia.

Golden Bachelor

Hey, Will and Grace, Happy Birthday!

and they stalking you?

Yeah, I haven't heard it in like 48 minutes.