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Why you always tellin' me to fuck a goat?!

SF 31-10 this is bullshit!

What are you talking about?

Going now? Late-night action, huh?

I'm going to fuck you so hard. It's, gonna, kick, ass!

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Marla, did you see that? Something behind her ear?

and generous and everything.

And I'm like, "You're the bitch, bitch."

- She talk dirty to you? - She loved to dirty-talk.

What do you suggest we play?

- Your nose is bleeding. - You think?

I want to have sex with my boyfriend! But I can't, Mom!

All you trying to do right now is bust off this first night.

When your team is on fire

That band had two more albums, and they both slap equally

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Yeah. Right! Okay. Yeah.

Oh My god! Your dick is huge!

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- Let's go. - We should all get out of here.

To learn. It's for medicinal purposes.

- You like her? - Yeah.

Is it true that is you don't use all of the meeting you lose it?

My sister's dick looks big on TV

It’s not about tossing salad!

That's Fucked Up Man!

DO YOU WANT ME TO BE JOE?

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Why You Always Telling Me To Blow A Goat, Man?

Hey hey hey motherfucker!

All right. That's enough, party's over.

Me know strategy? Me so stupid!

and if you do that till it hurts...

- Yeah. - That's good. That's a good thing.

- And spirit. - Yeah, life's about passion.

I am RSVPing Yes

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I've got a mental block about it.

Please Michael hold my hand…

You get an Olympus O and you get an Olympus O Everyone gets an Olympus O

- You know what I'm saying? - Excuse me.

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You want to have sex with hood rats first...

Hope you have a big convection oven, cuz I’m putting my fish in it

And it's just taking me a little while to kind of...

I wanna give you a buzz cut

- Thank you. - Gosh, you really got it down.

# When the moon is in the Seventh House #

and then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying.

Since I was 16, nigger, I'm saying "frosty."

I mean, not unless you're a bitch. You know what I mean?

Butt, if you want to.

- Is this your boy? - What can I help you with?

When Tony goes to the dentist...

You know what, you were totally right and I was wrong.

And then I got older and I got more and more nervous...

Maybe to a night club.

- We did it. - God!

I'm cool. I got friends who fuck guys, in jail.

# Let the sunshine #

Guys, nisugot si mama sa overnigt

It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that...

You know how I know he’s gay? he could not stop staring at the four gay guys playing in their boxer briefs on court 1…

Are you ready for my honest answer? Yeah. I think you're a good looking cat.

You thrown all these commands at me And because I don't understand them, I'm going to take it as disrespect

- I will give you sick. - Oh, shit.

Look at him. He looks younger than all of us...

you're not terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it.

You should fuck her on her plastic-covered couch.

you get there and… it’s a woman f*cking a horse

I mean, like what are we talking? Are we...

Mom, I left my phone somewhere and I...

- You hired her for me? - Yes.

I'm going to fuck youso much.

It's not about this rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez.

- Yeah, I won't. - Thanks.

That's okay. I think I kind of had that coming.

I mean, not unless you a bitch

We should run away from here.

STOP MAN! WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA KILL THE VIBE WITH THOSE THINGS?!

Let's get in the bath.

Or you could call me tomorrow and we can just firm it up.

He ain't four months old yet. Look at what he's packing.

- You did politic. - Thanks a lot.

Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?

Kind of felt bad for the horse

You know, sometimes, Rush and I would play COD...

Got a big box of porn for you

- Unbelievable. - Come on, give him some credit, man.

Never gave her back the key, man. You have no idea...

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You’re not gonna get in my pants acting like that

Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, all right?

Look out! Sorry.

That’s just a fucken banger

Stop, man! Why do you always come and kill the vibe with those things?

How have you been? Doing any of this?

Its all about connections Connections

It's so funny, because, you know...

Tim, you got a tiny penis.

I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees.

I if hear jarmo kekalainen one more time I’m gonna jarmo kick your ass.

That's what you want to find, okay?

clear all my appointments in the afternoon.

And now I'm throwing it at your body.

everything’s always about sex

and do it for your friends if you want.

You know what, hiring a transvestite prostitute isn't helping me, man.

Fuck you, man! I'm sorry.

I just didn't think it would be good.

and play in the Aquafields.

One two To be continued

This is hog shit

Yeah, I think he likes action figures even more than you.

God, Friday, when I went home...

You were looking for a nigga? Nigga here now.

# Let the sunshine in #

- Okay, take care. - See you. Bye-bye.

- No. - Why not?

It's gonna hurt.

taught me how...

Not as much as you think.

But I must say...

- Yeah. - They're cute.

I peed in public!

I'm very discreet.

CFM, you have a tiny penis

Yeah, my man's gonna get it on tonight.

Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but...

"I Just Wanna Get Drunk, Fucked Up, And Play Some Cards."

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When your son is born, is he already on parole?

But now he see that Jay make the moves at Smart Tech...

For this first one. Go get her. Peripherals, though.

I'm telling you, man, I feel great.

My daughter is, for lack of a better word...

because you're on ghey ass discord

Look, I'm not in any kind of place to talk to a woman, all right?

- That's fucked up. - Oh, shit falls!

Are you here for Andys Party I am Andys party

Jay, what's going on?

You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?

I'm sorry. I just have to get this off my chest.

What do they do? I'll do it.

- What's up? - Cal, good morning.

What you gon do?

Watch TV, I'll probably re-watch Gandhi.

You know how I know that you’re gay? Because you got a P site.

where this is going, all right? That girl is a freak.

All I know That woman scares the shit out of me

No ass worth thinking that much about

Yeah, nigger, we will both mash you!

"I Want You To Put Your Penis On, I Mean, In Me"

Yeah, well, virgin's not a dirty word.

I tried to introduce him to a few nice people...

And then you fuck the plant

And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

We can really get to know each other this way.

I hope you have a glass door Cuz I'm gonna throw your son thru it

at all anyway, you know.

Right. Yes, you do.

I really want to fuck you.

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can wear them

You framed an Asia poster?

You gonna look good after this, man.

When you see a customer about to open the door with 2 minutes left until close.

You want to fuck then?

about who I am that...

You got a whole lot of semen back up in you.

Dude... teach me

do you like to direct it yourself?

we’re gonna need more tests

It's gonna be really, really colorful.

We have a great section of...

Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban.

Want to know how I know you’re gay?

That one little patch looks sexy though.

- ...your erection will go away. - Okay, all right.

The town that I grew up in was really small. I mean...

I moved, I changed my e-mail address, my phone number.

So tell me, montel

And the other person go, "What are you talking about?"

I think he has a problem.

and I boiled them all and then I just...

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What's up, dawg? What happened? How was the date with Trish?

It’s gonna be real, real colorful Are you free?

I'm gonna really fuck you hard tonight!

Hi, Adam. I'm gonna talk dirty to you.

I'm going for it.

I'm gonna see you soon, okay? Bye.

Nobody's there.

You guys cool it with the gay

Hey, Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex.

Your friend is so shiney

Today's forecast: Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.

Let's get some fucking French toast.

Dude, teach me.

You want her to stop having a menstrual cycle?

I don't know. Okay.

Sounds like a tea kettle

Muuustard on the beat Hoe!