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you're putting the Fessy up on this pedestal

not a Rubik's Cube.

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Get a real fucking job, why don't you?

You Know I want to fuck you hard? Yes.

This was some wedding. How could they afford it?

- You really don't screw with that. - All right.

- I have three. - Okay, three.

That's funny. I didn't even know you girls talked like that.

No, don't ignore me. I know what this is.

Hehe... Psycho talk

before I marry Dan, that we would just wig out.

I love getting on the back of a motorcycle.

I'm telling you to use your peripherals. Now look at me.

They're not fucking toys! This is Iron Man, okay?

You know how I know you're gay? You made Paul cum twice

You know what, I don't wanna go out with you guys.

who's filling in for claire meskos? britney butler.

And believe it or not, in every man, there's a code written that says:

With G cup breasts. Like really big.

It's like a completely and utterly unspoken agreement.

I'm just... I'm trying to help you grow up, Andy.

Did you just flick me in the nuts? No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and play Evony

Are you ready for me to fuck your brains out? Yeah!

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

Now, you're all here...

Wow He is a goat

You know what I'm saying, "spoon", nigger.

Fuckin French toast

This stuff just got real.

I feel fantastic since we broke up.

Do you mind if I check behind your ear?

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I'm so... It's like a weight has been lifted.

all you can think about is a fucking toy.

Shut up Chris,you’re fuckin a teacher or nurse,we get it.

Do you like to bump it yourself?

It's our 20th date.

No, you should have told me probably, but...

This is bullshit.

I'm sorry. You know what, it's just...

You don't wanna work at Smart Tech for the rest of your life.

r u freaking gay hmmmmmm

No, that's crazy.

And then her kid walked in the room.

And then I stole the dog.

Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.

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never experiencing sex?

You know how I know you’re gay? ‘Cause you like U2.

By the time he's 30, what's gonna happen?

My head, my heart. I follow my heart.

OH MY GOD YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS!

Yes. We're gonna get dirty. Dirty, dirty. Sudsy.

When a woman finally cracks the code

I want to touch your big fat noodle.

- Hey, David. - Hey, Andy.

You know how I know you’re gay You go to Elton John concerts

No! Stop it. I have the key.

is it true that if you don't switch it, you ditch it?

you're psyching yourself into thinking it's some impossible feat.

Well 34 55 39 39 39... You know and when will my number be up? Oh don't worry that won't happen for a long time yet but it's never too late to make up for lost time

I want to fuck you all night long.

Dawg, I'm not telling you to stare at nobody.

Why dont you kiss something

- Listen. - Mmm-hmm.

Congratulations

Are you looking for something?

But she got over all that. It's cool now.

and compromise the integrity of it.

I hope you have a big trunk cause David's got a lot of shit

Look, listen to me. You are fucking with the wrong nigger.

Hey, how you doing?

There's this and then in a year it's like, "You know...

you've got to leave the sex out of it, man. You're right.

Oh My god your dick is huge!

You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.

Hurtin’ for a squirtin’

No, not this time. I guess I didn't need you this time. Thank you.

Yeah. I think you're a good-looking cat.

- Really? - Totally.

for not mentioning in detail that when you pick up a drunk woman...

Look out. Just kill it.

She was a ho....fo sho.

I'm just trying to get these Back to my house so I can, wear them

Hope you got a big grill 'cause I'm gonna slap my meat on it

And That Shit Ain't Happening

This is bullshit!

Happy birthday.

Weekend quarantine plans be like

Sparta Ceremony Base July 13, 2017

Clear all my appointments

No, I'm not gay.

How about Jesse Jackson? Old Jesse needs a cause.

We did this 'cause we're your friends...

Don't worry. There's a lot of padding in these.

Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?

Don’t be a nigga.. be my nigga

aww you're peaking me cool

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

I always feel bad when I watch it baked...

You've been warned, alright?

# And Jupiter aligns with Mars #

Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse.

I need some kitty

you know, it was just so safe. There was no crime.

Okay, see, now you found yourself a nigger.

We brought you a shirt.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Hey, why don't you get a car? - I can't afford it.

I mean, you're somebody's nigger wearing this nigger tie

- What is this? - The judge recommended I get one.

Everybody Loves Raymond.

It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck or you're ugly as shit.

- Can I come in? - Yeah.

But now he see that Paul makes the rules at LA Live Dock

Yeah, she had great tits.

- I'm not making... - You are encouraging me...

Skipper I don’t want your giant box of pornography

- Okay. Great. - Great.

Wow. This is just the right thing to happen.

- You guys are hilarious. - All right, come on, don't be mean.

It all makes sense. You're a virgin.

Are you serious?

There's nothing you can't do with this woman...

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Look at your bra and your breasts and everything. That's so great.

You know, it's coming along. I mean, it takes a while.

By Sunday your nuts gone be drained

I really don't swear this much.

When you show her your giant dong

When Satan temps you with a jezebel

that you're all stealing the recordable CDs.

- He's a really good guy now. - Your friends seem nice.

Michael McDonald, man, I haven’t heard this one in years

You know how I know you're gay

Don't pick them up now.

I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg.

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Cal, what do you think? Is this too yellow?

They're "The Freshmaker."

I wanna touch your penis

- All right. - So, just anytime.

You're putting the Carmie up on this pedestal

Like a train, round the bend. You ready?

It's a dead technology.

- We're virgins, too. - Yeah.

I've never been in before.

Don't... Please don't do this. I saw this on Primetime Live.

and not like a crazy person who's just gonna steal all your shit.

I dated this woman, let me rephrase that, I dated this whore...

I'm going to fuck you so much.

Well you passed as excemplary in your O.W.L's... All your professors are impressed Snape Flitwick Mcgonnagll Sprout Quirell Lupin Lockhart Hermonie and Ron are also impressed.

- I'll stay in my apartment. - Just getting baked?

You know what, I'm not the only person in the worid...

Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they're fucking six.

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going, to, kick, ass.

That sounds like it would be nice.

It going to be really really colorful

- Yeah. - Or a Betamax.

Make your picks man

From personal experience...

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

Dude, get the fuck out of here.

do you want a slurpee

Okay? So remember.

When you wear new (not cheap) clothing, is there already a permanent stain on it?

LOOK AT MEEEEEE

Fuck me in the pussy

Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.

No Kevin Clarkson!

So, you think we should...

SAD, we need you on the floor Then, later I need you to munch my box,

Are you a virgin?

That's probably not supposed to be...

The store is slow. Paula's gone.

Congratulations

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

It’s gonna be fine. Those guys are cool.

Seth you've got a tiny penis

I'm not trying to kill you. I love you.

I really like you.

Hope you have a big rail,cause I'm going to put my train in it

Watch your mouth, and help me with the sale.

He can answer all of your questions and he'd love to help you.

Me when I’m in the kitchen and anyone else comes in.

It looks like The Doppler radar

Hey what are you doing for lunch? I don't know, I have a turkey sandwich

All you doing is using your instinct. That's it.

Well...... it's 9 Dollar Beer Night.

Excuse me. I have a question.

- Come on. - That's like we were paid to do it.

I haven't even tried to have sex with you, so...

I was scared, okay? I just...

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Well, good timing.

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's...

Yo is Frieza back??

And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Seth, you got a tiny penis.

What are you talking about?

Sounds really fun.

hurting for a squirting

You’re fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A BIG WATER HEATER BECAUSE IM PUTTING MY BIKE IN IT

You wait for it to grow into a plant...

- ...that don't really count as dates. - No.

- I am in a bad mood. - Okay.

David, it's not...

Wanna do it again?

Didn’t even see it coming

We have a lot of books.

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You're pretty god, i just want to live!

yes dear raelene snell! i haven't seen you in decades dear you were 0 years old since you were in diapers! my how you've grown up now! nice too see you to allison pollard boing boing.

How would you some up 2020

O man, I love Tetons

and it was the greatest...

Now, I'm gonna show you this one time, all right?

- Yeah. - All right.

- That's sweet, that's really sweet. - Mom.

It looks like the Doppler radar.

It’s here Darryl

Sympathy and trust abounding

God, me so Corny? me so stupid

He looks just like Luke Wilson.

You’ve been warned, alright? Let move forward amicably.

Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac.

By the way, what date are you on, now?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don’t hang out with him, he golfs here and that’s it

What you gon do? I’m right here.

You Know How I know You're Gay? How? You are a Belieber

We're watching the psycho dad saying now he's gonna go out and buy all computers for all these bear gloves and damian saying you fucked with the wrong pussy!!! And lizzie mcguire feet

If a baby didn't fart a shit into your mouth

When you give old fly fishing magazines To your buddy thats just getting into it

the year is xxxx! we've never lived in this year so all the technolagies wil be diffrent! i'll still be the CEO and human resources manager of mercycare. and i'll still be here worrying about mom's marleen in the middle bobonkaboosezones, and pep and lou will be somewhere giving me kisses and desiree will probaly cease to exsist.

I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground.

- Gross! - Yeah, that's...

He really does.

How have you been? What's been going on...

Listen, this is embarrassing for me. This is hard to talk about.

Now, there are a lot of activities that you can engage in...

We came here because we were concerned about you and Trish...

yeah, well it's $9 burrito night