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This is not a good look for me

- These are David's? - He's into that.

It’s about passion. And spirit!

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Perfect. That's the job pretty much. You're very well-qualified.

- Can you imagine that? - I don't want to, no.

You're the bitch, bitch!

Yeah, what is that?

Came outta nowhere Came outta nowhere

Yeah, 'cause you don't have a car or anything, right?

Fuck that nigga up

You making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named Pussalia...

I just want to get, fucked up, and make some trades

So, you wanna head out?

Oh My god your dick is huge!

I'm just saying, let it out. Give it some air, man. Play with it.

Frosty, Nigga. I’m talkin spoons. We fuck feds in the ass.

I mean. I want to give you the best night of your life.

Are you still a virgin?

Hurtin for Murt-in

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can,

And you feel it and...

Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho For Sho

Now you're condescending. Now you're condescending.

You will not touch it

You're such a liar! Why do you lie to me?

- With the big old titties. - I'm not gonna stare at a woman.

# Mystic crystal revelations #

Well, you know, this is really gracious and kind...

Will you just quit whining like a bitch?

Hey, don’t be a negro Be my nigga

I could hurl it off the balcony, it would be fine.

I should tear up the hard wood...

And what do you do with this vagina?

Yeah…well…it’s 9 dollar beer night.

You know what I'm saying?

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

It’s gonna be really colorful Are you free?

Something wrong with her underpants.

You get a Fitbit Alta and you get a Fitbit Alta Everyone gets a Fitbit Alta

Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?

No she-devil sucked his life force out yet.

and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed...

raiders fans EXTRAPOLATE THAT!

# Listen to me now #

- That's yours? - Yeah.

She's a hot grandma.

- Let's shave each other. - I don't think you have any hair.

Well, needless to say, a lot of male attention.

I'm going to take her to capacity. Are you okay with that?

# Harmony and understanding #

You have really kind eyes, you know that?

- So, Survivor tomorrow night. We on? - See you then.

hope you have a big market cause i'm putting my product in it

And that was a smart movie.

It's up to you.

Oh, man, I love titties.

Or is this some sort of cruel joke that you're all in on?

You better have a big trunk, coz I’m gunna put my golfing equipment in it

When braces fuck up your date

I wanna touch your penis

Holy shit, man.

And Dan's like, "You're such a B-I-T-C-H, bitch!"

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I found that sex can really complicate things.

I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.

marley's dead. she was a worthless mutt nick didn't need wasen't she? boing good riddance faye she certainly was.

OH you're peaking me Cool

run through them, just knock them out.

You're never gonna forget Beth.

Tackle drunk bitches

Shut up, Roxanne!

Welcome to Smart Tech. How can I be of service to you?

Boise, you got a tiny penis…

So, shit, man. Fuck it.

I’d tap that... Oh yeah, you’d “tap that”

- Yeah. - I thought that you might.

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

Is this your boy?

I don't want to cram pimpage.

You know how I know you’re gay? You’re in Army ROTC.

Yes, you are, man...

Josh, you got a tiny penis…

Oh, Jesus! How many times did you just do it?

I am throwing a party tonight.

Kal talking about Alyssa’s Ultrasound

Oh, come on, dogs!

Do you like to "do it yourself"?

You know, I don't really...

And you could act a little enthused about it.

What? Everything's always about sex.

God! What are you doing?

Hey, enjoy your orange.

Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.

you get there and… it’s a woman fucking a horse

Unless you want to be told on...

Yeah, like half the time.

- Oh, shit. - Hi.

- This is pretty cool. - Yeah.

Yeah my mans gonna get it on tonight!

what do you like?

- Should I have asked her out? - No. That's the key.

You know where to shave me.

Lil Ces Extrapolate that!

Do I talk like a turban guy?

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- Well, you implied it. - Okay.

Dude! New pants, man.

I want to do lots of, lots of sexy...

You work in Hartsdale… We do glorified Lift assists

For all you know, he in prison right now.

You know what, I should head out.

Coming through.

You really like fucking, don't you? Yes.

who's about to watch her friend get married to a guy.

I don't understand. So, what, you do what?

If we cancel this, I'm gonna have to go...

...So you have no proof...

but he's not, like, clever enough to go that deep.

hope you've got a big trunk cuz I'm putting my jug in it

- Look, Trish. - You didn't get a new carpet.

do you want me to be super fucking racist?

Let's fuck right now. Absolutely

- Get away from me, David. - Wait a minute.

Let the virgin get back to work.

because you're interested in obtaining birth control.

I want to shave your head Give you a buzz cut

I think he might be fooling us all, though.

You know, the thing about relationships is that they...

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- See you later. - Have a good night.

- You want to go? - I suggest you move back.

Steve Austin can stay.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can, wear them

- Hello? - You know what?

Oh, man, I love ribbies

Czy znasz już sposób na przekształcanie nudnych kreatywną zabawę z wykorzystaniem klipów z filmów?

I spent the last two years of my life regretting it.

Do you want to suck on my dick now? Yeah.

You really want to fuck me. Don't ya? Yes, I do

"I Am RSVPing "Yessss"

I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need.

Andy, you got a tiny penis.

That's love, man

Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin.

You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?

You got to use your peripherals

You ain't got to think on this one.

Waves of them coming at you on Friday, Saturday.

I'm so sexy. Yeah.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That fucker Came outta nowhere

I'm sorry. Come here. I love you, man.

No, I understand.

Do you need some help?

and I really want you to be there, man.

Something going on?

- She said we can't watch this in here. - You sure?

She really does

Do you know how i know you're gay? How? You say things like Hype Mondial...

David's Boner Jams '03?

Soren, you got a tiny penis

Who cares, man? He's a nice guy.

I would've thought you were doing that for years.

Your friend is so shiny.

Celibacy is the way to go, man

- Thank you. - Thanks.

I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy.

Okay, are there any virgins here...

I hired a 90 pound woman To work in a stock room

You willing to make some sacrifices?

make one person go...

It's a baby BOT!!!

And not just sex, but love...

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

Watching The Invisible Man Like

Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing...

Can I suck your big dick?

I wanna give you a buzz cut.

I understand what's going on.

You’re gonna think I’m crazy but let me tell you.. Sandy’s daighter

Clear all my appointments!!

Mistakes? Okay, so I was a mistake then.

- You should totally tell her, man. - I'm going to.

I just really didn't feel like eating it.

I CAN’T AFFORD IT

You know what? Just leave me alone.

Are you here for Andys party I am Andys party

This is my baby right here. That’s my baby’s dick right there

- How about Andy? - No.

This is my baby right here.....that’s my baby’s dick right there

Yeah everyone wears a romper When they're fucking 6

# It's Aquarius, baby #

- Mutual masturbation. - Play with a friend.

I want to fuck you! I want to fuck your ass!

- It's kind of gross. - Yeah.

Yup, it's great. You can do anything, make video diaries...

Shut up, Seth. We went to temple

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and play some fantasy football

that ass is going out tonight, maybe to barnes and noble

I'll still have sex with you if you want.

Oh, my God, you came in your pants!

SO YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.

What? What did I do?

Yeah, what was that about?

Woke up the next morning and jumped in the shower with her.

- What, masturbate? - Yeah.

Every time I fail a test.

- So who's gonna take my job? - Cal will be taking over your job.

- No, I'm not a sexual deviant! - What is all this?

I don't get it.

I am delighted to say these words.

It's bullshit. Nobody buys stereo at 10:00 in the morning.

This is my baby right here. That's my baby's dick right there.

This shit just got real.

Tackle drunk bitches

Really... God, yes.

Why don't you just deal the cards?

Well, I have two kids.

How do I stop her menstrual cycle?

You know how I know you’re Ghey ? You think captain America is basic

She was a ho… fo so.

and you can give me these shoes and...

Hi, I'm Andy. You look comfortable.

You and your boyfriend have sex all the time!

because it had never happened, but...

So, tell me, Montel...

I'm ready to fuck.

If this game goes to overtime Im gonna kill all of you and put a bullet in my brain

You get a Nokia 3315 and you get a Nokia 3315 Everyone gets a Nokia 3315

Take your box-o-porn.

But, if I want to what?