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And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

I mean, my God, you ride a bicycle to work in a stockroom.

Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

# And the mind's true liberation #

Do you have any extra-large condoms?

Muppets is the best at Muppets is the best at

Like a the best Sex Marathon.

You ever heard a rollin 20’s nigga?

You know how I know your gay? You like to play Wordle

I am RSVPing 'Yes'

Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.

and you see if you could whack off before you fall asleep.

You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.

Your dick is so big and thick

Fuck her and then have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday.

She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody...

First of all you're throwin too many big words at me.

The "We Sell Your Stuff On eBay" store.

Hey, you guys. Betty Cocker!

Hi, Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you.

- ...he told me you were gay. - I'm not gay.

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It's cool.... I'll just suck it up!!

Why you always tell me I’m gay?

this is not a good look for me!

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's gonna kick ass.

And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit-stained balls.

I don't hate him. I mean, he does do magic, but...

Wow! I didn't expect that at all. I really didn't expect that.

- And so... - This is just punch.

And, yeah, so I can tell who's done it.

Hope you’ve got a big tote Because I’m putting my junk in it

You definitely don't want to call her.

How would you some up 2020

You don't get the set. I'll throw in the DVD.

It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.

That's because I am not an arrogant prick, Andy.

That's my Baby And that's my baby's dick

By the time I was 14, I had this body you're looking at.

You know what, I think I'm gonna pass on the sex, if you don't mind.

I didn't say you were ugly as...

I always thought Doe was like a Streisand, but I think he's rocking the shit in this one

Please, Cal, hold my hand.

Hey guys! How is going?

- Thanks. - And your numbers are good.

Holy shit.... You got to get on that

Hey. Hi, it's me, and I'm on my way to your house.

For the last time, I don't want to watch...

So you have no proof.

I don’t want to, no.

I mean, a girl could just walk from one end of town to the other...

Do you want me to grow facial hair like Eric? I'll grow facial hair like Eric.

This is original packaging and that's why these things...

But you don't actually sell anything in the store?

This accent is from Brooklyn okay?

- Okay, I'm taking off my pants. - Yeah.

Yeah. Because I really want to fuck you.

yes beryl askal? are you an archer of the asking of artulcating actions? yes we keep our sex in sects secret and our seminars in the cinemas semifreddoistic.

Y'all want to see something beautiful? Come here.

Is that the $6M man’s boss? Oscar Goldman. He’s way more valuable than Steve Austin

She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.

Hey, Andy, what are you doing for lunch?

I really wanted an egg salad sandwich

My door is always open.

What do you like?

What's going on here?

See you later. thanks for the sex.

I just want to get fucked up and draft

Look where you going

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

All peripherals.

Yeah. Those hairs are pretty deep.

Let's get some fucking French fondue.

- You asked for this shit. - No, I didn't.

You know. I will just get on top of you, and do all the work.

Are we allowed to do that?

she was "hurting for a squirting"?

You know how I know you’re a swoogin?

BONER JAMS OH 3 IT'S A MIXTAPE I MADE

You know what, I don't have to answer to you.

I want to shave your head!

with his own gayness.

This is graphic.

Dude, are you gay?

No, seriously, I just don't feel comfortable talking about...

You know how I know you’re gay…. You won’t go to Zurich

- ...fucking starving his ass off. - Starving, I know.

EXO is crowded tonight Yeah. Well, it’s $9 beer night.

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's.

Could see that thing from space.

who are thinking about having sex for the first time?

Me going over the GOT episode I just watched for the remainder of the Ning

- Hello. - Hey, Cal.

of three conversations that leads to you being gay.

who could lift a 60-inch flat screen.

But he's got a great body.

I'm not a biologist

Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think.

You're just a virgin, that's all?

By Sunday, your nuts gonna be drained.

You’re putting James Cameron on a pedestal

Or like the long National Geographic nipples.

Did you write down that we are "Bricken for Chicken"?

- Thanks a lot. - Happy birthday, Andy.

I want you to poop at me cuz you’re the baseball guy

- You remember my name. - I did.

If you wanna have a meaningful relationship...

Life isn't about sex. Life is about children and passion.

I want you to poop on me cuz you’re the baseball guy

Do you want to suck on my dick? Yeah.

and they invited us to party with them.

I want to have Sex with my boyfriend!

When you tell your buddy you bought a Ravin.

I know, man. It's gonna be okay.

I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you...

Harmony and understanding

Yeah, and you better get on me, too.

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

- I could do that... - Wait, last thing.

You were looking for a beaner? Beaner here now.

It’s not a big deal if you like to fuck guys I’m cool, I got friends who fuck guys….in jail

so that by the time you get to the girl you do like...

You ever heard of rollin twenties?

I cannot believe that you're allowed to have sex when I'm not!

I'll dress up like Iron Man.

The shit stained balls?

Why do you have that?

I'm not looking at you.

- "Tackle drunk bitches." - No.

When is the next Olympics?

NO CYNTHIA ERVINO

Because I'm insecure! You can't tell?

Yeah, I know. But you know what...

# And love will steer the star #

Oh man, I love titties.

because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of...

- Dawn of the Dead, man. - Great.

My uncle used to drive a ho runner.

Kabeer, you got a tiny penis

this is the dawning of the age of nacreous

he serenaded me with a beautiful old Guatemalan love song.

Totally into it. She'd be like:

Well, if I'm photographing someone as fine as yourself...

No, I didn't have anything to drink.

You're a good guy.

Why don't you just go talk to him, work it out.

So, have you ever worked with electronics before?

- How you doing? - Congratulations.

Okay, yeah, I will. I'll give it a shot.

That's actually kind of a problem because I ride a bike.

Sounds like my Friday night

I. I, Captain Yellowshirts.

Three to go. So that means you're gonna have sex in three days.

Spank bank has once again been filled.

Is that the 6 million dollar man's boss? That's Oscar Goldman. He's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Yeah, I think you're right.

- Andy. Hi. - Right, yeah.

and put a bullet in my brain.

Seth, what, you think you're cool with your little Jew fro?

Oh, my God, that is... Why don't you do that?

You and the street sign! BURHHHHHHHH

I heard Dave gave you the box of porn.

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

Listen, you don't want no baby-daddy drama.

Dark and cloudy

Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time...

Okay. Now, I was thinking maybe this weekend, but that's good. Okay.

This is bullshit

Where is this from? Who is the girl?

- Have a nice day. - You, too.

Look at his dick. That's not even four months.

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- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

and that shit ain't happening.

Jill broke up with me.

It's not about hut pleasures at all

You know what, you guys wouldn't be laughing right now...

Oh my god. I really want to fuck you!

Better, okay. All right.

What are you, 25?

It feels like my own gloves when I'm touching it.

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

WOW, THAT TOTALLY WORKED! I LITERALLY SAID NOTHING!

Jennifer told me how to do it. It's gonna kick ass.

Oh shit is harmony awake

Okay, that sounds good, then.

- What did she say after "a liar"? - She sounds like a tea kettle.

Yeah well it is $19 beer night

Hey, Amy, how's it going? How you feeling? I'm great.

For the first time today, I woke up...

- I think we better get back to work. - Yeah.

and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.

You know what, do you by any chance like magic?

# Let the sunshine in #

I'm kidding. That sounds great. Cool, I'll see you guys tonight.

My daughter is for lack of a better word...dumb.

My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

Can spare any or is it all spoken for?

You know how I know you're gay? You would just do unthinkable things to hear "Round Are Way" with a full brass band behind them live

It's "Pussalia," right?

I want to give it to you.

Nick: is that your Dad? Me: oh shit, where?

No, you're not a mistake. Your sister was the mistake.

Now you're talking all right. Check this out.

Ashley you have a tiny vagina

How does this go?

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No. I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.

Dude, I've gotten COVID twice since I've been here

If that baby looks Pakistani, don't fucking look at me, okay?

Cathy listening to me: Me: and I'm nailing her

- What did you do? - I had some Cream of Wheat.

# The sunshine in #

You're putting the cookie up on this pedestal

Stop smiling, you jerk!

I'm thinking for the price of "On the house"

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Kevin.

- Okay, fine. Good! - Good, fine. You're gonna go.

- You know how I know you're gay? - How? How do you know I'm gay?

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Always have been and it's never easy... To pay $45 for a piece of cake and take it off your food bill?

That's Fucked Up Man!

You need to wax that right out.

# Missy be puttin' it down #

- No sex? - No. Why do that?

IM GETTING YOU SOME GAINS

maybe we should hold off on the physical part for a while.

Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs.

Wow He sounds like he’s a goat

I'd rather not masturbate.

I AM RSVP'ING YES

And then there's the big, "I'm a gay guy now."

To all those whiners who said they would move to Canada

This go to Paris! We've been broken up for like two years, man.

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