Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.

I would not take a commission, I swear to God.

And then I'll give you a couple of mine and that way...

We are all so happy for you.

Dear Kim K... Bitch is Running Wild, Man!!!

No, I've borked a lot of women in my day.

You know, she's on her way over here, okay?

What are you doing?

Congratulations.

like the gayest thing you could possibly do, okay?

God, me So Trill?! Me so stupid!!

That boy is stubborn.

"Keep it in my pants"?

Do you know how I know you guys are gay? You're holding each other ever so gently.

- It's crazy, right? - That's fucking crazy.

You've been warned, alright? Let's move forward amicably.

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some DND

- She's picking you up from here? - Yeah.

Big Ten Championship Iowa vs Michigan

That's why I never tried to have sex with you.

Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

Oh, my... Andy.

Big Ten Championship Iowa vs Michigan

- Really? - Yeah.

Congratulations

all hermetically sealed in your box.

Let's Get Some Fucking French Toast.

I wanna introduce you to my friend.

- You're gay for saying that. - I'm gay for saying that?

I want to stop it, maybe just for a few years.

And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

Hope you have a big trunk Cause I'm putting my bike in it

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

- I'd tap that. - Oh, yeah, you'd "tap that"?

Look at your boobss and everything. I really want to fuck you.

I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

It's like an unspoken agreement. Yeah.

Let’s shave each other

if you love Trish, you can't do this.

and you try and email and then they move or they change their email...

Congratulations.

- No, no. - It's not that kind of party, y'all.

That's always good to warm up. You don't wanna pull something.

We gotta get some fucking NFTs

So you wrote she was "aching for a traching?"

You watch Louisiana Tech games.

You're fucking sexy. You know that?

- What are you gonna do, bitch? - I'll tell you what.

"Let me show you how this device works."

Hope you have a big trunk Cause I'm putting my tablecloths in it

# I told y'all mother-uh #

It's gonna be real mellow, just chilled up.

Love is a mysterious fig

You don't have to quit your job.

Come on, man. We need, what, five guys...

- I'm really glad we're doing this. - Me, too.

# Golden living dreams of visions #

- Hey. - I just got back from a date.

Look, you guys, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Listen, Andy...

- You want me to stop now? - No. It's okay.

I am RSVPing yes

Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys.

Oh, my God, your Penis is Huge!

And for God's sake, consummate the thing.

You're watching Megamind on DreamWorks You're watching Turbo on DreamWorks

- ...to play a decent poker game, right? - Yeah.

- Why do you have that? - That's worth a lot of money.

don't be such a baby

I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards...

It's called lock the..

Cars just suck.

I'm not being mean. I'm trying to help the partner out.

I just want to please you.

- I'm sorry. - I'm hot.

You are! You’re a hot grandma!

Right, I don't have a car.

Fuck it, I raise you. Nastiest shit you've ever done.

Let Me hump you. I would love that

- So what were the titties like? - Yeah, describe her...

Are you fucking retarded?

That's great. Look, I don't wanna end up a lampshade...

I mean, you're somebody's nigger wearing this nigger tie.

- David, what do you suggest we play? - I don't care. Anything.

That’s some Britney Spears shit

- Andy. - Andy.

Oh my god. I want to fuck you.

Yeah nigga! We will both mash you!

Yeah, they're not in my mouth.

Chuck, you got a tiny penis

You know what, I got a weak stomach.

HEY, man Got a big box of porn for you

Excuse me. Pardon me.

- What? - ...what?

That's cool. Are you kidding me?

Lucas, you have a tiny penis

Fuck you, okay?

- You know how I know you're gay? - How?

Ok, see. Now you’ve found yourself a nigga.

She asked you to call her. She wants you to call her.

I could possibly create. I've literally lubed up...

- I'm cold. - It's gonna be all right, man.

Hold my goddamn hand man!

Heck, yeah. No, do a grandma, man.

He just stormed out of here.

What’s curious George like in IRL?

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

and I've never been in this place.

That’s just love

She wants to go to the family health clinic.

and you're gonna fill in for him.

Do you ... ... like to do it yourself?

These are my things

At least Once a day

That woman scares the shit out of me

and then act it out as it was going on...

So, I guess I'll just give you some money...

You should just give up forever!

Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Hurting for a squirting, I wrote that.

and it's actually making me a little depressed...

Shut up, Seth. We went to temple.

This is gonna be bad

Be my best man I mean not unless u a bitch

Sometimes I think these graveyards are IN HERE!

What are you trying to do? What are you buttering me up for?

I hate you so much!

- Oh, my God. - That was me.

- You know what tonight is? - Survivor is on?

I am RSVPing "yes."

And all they want to do is talk about themselves.

You know, I kind of...

Dude, you know how it goes.

Me going over the GOT episode I just watched For the remainder of the night.

- Okay. - Looks good with the floors.

One, two, three.

# We ain't talking about no #

- Your hands are on my belt. - I'm sorry.

You know, Andy, I've been thinking about your problem.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and play evony

Why you always gotta be killing the vibe with those things?!

It’s all about Connections

My last boyfriend drank a lot.

Does your girlfriend know about all these late-night visits?

'im fidna fuck you up'

But our stock supervisor is very knowledgeable.

You'll receive none of the commission.

SHE WAS 'HURTIN FOR A YURTIN'???

- ...he has bought, like, 15 of these. - Really?

I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

Don't take it out!

I need to talk to you!

You know, all the, Accoutrement

This is my baby right here. That’s my baby’s dick right there

Wow, this is graphic.

And he's interviewing people right now...

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

- You get over it at some point. - Two years, man.

Every time Trump or the GOP open their mouths.......

- I had a weekend. - Yeah?

Look, I think she gave me her number.

Mercedes and Kia

You know how I know you're gay?

I drink a bike-bi-bike...cicle. Bicycle.

Advice? You guys all gave me different advice.

I'm going to fuck you so hard. It's, gonna, kick, ass!

Do you know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

Welcome to Smart Tech.

I'm very discreet. But I'll haunt your dreams.

- Really? - Yeah.

It's like getting an eight-track player.

This is a dual.

Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

That ass is going out tonight, maybe to a club.

You have like the bumpy Braille nipples, the Stevie Wonders.

That’s a third strike, dawg.

I came home a little tipsy.

Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex.

Tobby, Steve and BMW We rep the same Chiefs Mess and we will both mash you

- That's amazing. - Wow, it is amazing.

Me so Gotney! Me so stupid!

hope you've got a big pc, cause I'm gonna slap my ssd in it

He was a Shore. Fo sho...

Happy birthday Izza I am jay’s party

'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liar...

-because Leland is refusing to wear his mask in class. -Oh, my God.

This runs on windows 95

and then you put back on weight...

Where do you put the penis?

I've been with tons of women.

When Elon said it's been a while

This for you, partner, this for you.

cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

- Peace. - All right, man.

Are you here for Andy's party I am Andy's Party

You know, a little information never hurt anybody.

You are so kinky.

He was really giving it to her

Cool it with the gay

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some DND

We're just kind of in the middle of something.

I ripped it off.

You see, over by the post.

- That's a lot of money. - I know.

I'm going to fuck you hard. It's, gonna, kick...ass!

Let me fuck you. I would love it.

You ain't my bitch.

- Listen. - What?

When she says her mood depends on the type of day

IT’S REALLY, REALLY COLORFUL

And I'd be nailing her.

Hope you have a big bear bin Because I’m putting my food in it.

- Yeah. - Kind of felt bad for the horse.

Just admit it You’re gay..

What a good guy. What a...

My goodness, Andy, you are a terrific salesman.

When Maj Collier Sends it on a Wednesday

It’s gonna kick ath

And Just you know. Have Sex.

People buy stereo between 6:00 and 8:00.

Do you like deep commits?

I met a girl and she's here with a bachelorette party...

Do Me Yo-yo master!

You ever heard of rollin 20's nigga?

Big box of porn

- You do. - She's not my mother.

And I ride a bike because I like to. Einstein rode a bike.

It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging.

God, I hope I get my period soon.

- You ready? - Yeah.

Hi there. I'm going to fuck you, hard.