Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, Andy. Hold up.

I don’t want to.

“Beautiful People” by Chris Brown…

Frosty, Nigga. I’m talkin spoons. We fuck feds in the ass, Nigga.

You like the movie Maid in Manhattan.

I mean, look, dude. You think this was an accident?

Why don't you kiss something?

Just stay away from me. Or I'm gonna tell Paula...

Come on man, you can do better than that

- Don't tell on me, okay, Andy? - I wont.

And just you know. Completely fuck your brains out.

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

- That was so good. What? - That was great. Happy birthday.

Good, sex should be the last thing on your mind.

Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Seuss' penis.

Seriously, man, I'm sorry.

Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Home sweet home.

You use this GIF

Ill just suck it up

I am rsvping yes

- So long. - Bye-bye.

Celibacy is the way to go, man. Andy had it right, you know?

Vincent descobrindo comida chinesa aos (quase) 40 anos LET THE SUNSHINE

Yeah, that's my boy. We represent Smart Tech.

Mika, you should burn in hell!

- Hey, Andy. - Hey.

Popopopopopo with old spice

Jessica be like This is gonna kick azzzz

Hey, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.

Hey, what you watching?

- Hold it. - Check it out.

you know, get back in the game.

Yeah, whatever, you know.

- Come on, man. - Okay.

you know his foot gonna be bigger than this.

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

time out for sefa! (emelda slam the door) No! No! No!

No I don’t want your big box of porn!!

I mean I could just fuck you all night!

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know...

I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it...

Hey, man. Got a big box of code for you.

If I have to hear Sailing one more time Yamo burn this place to the ground

He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure that...

I want you to fuck me in the pussy.

You know how I know you're gay?

Ok, see. See, now you’ve found yourself a nigga.

What's the matter? Where is Andy?

I want you to poop at me, cuz you’re the baseball guy

Okay. I know exactly what you're talking about.

No. We need to, like, really facilitate things a bit more.

Hey, Cal. David.

- Six months or so? - Yeah.

Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?

Tyler at Heathers house

What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

Know what I’m sayin’ Bitch is running wild man

He sounds like a good guy.

There were two sides to that billboard.

Holy s***, man. You’ve gotta get on that.

If that sister Was a transvestite

# Is in the Seventh House #

Questions, be cool, and be kind of a dick.

Okay, here's a question. When should I call her?

Oh, man, I love titties.

Do you think I'm pretty? Look at me.

I'm not a club rat.

But I'll haunt your dreams.

You know what, you're right, it's my bad.

"You know I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up!"

- Yeah. - Well, this is...

- Absolutely not. - Yeah.

- I'm not whining like a bitch. - You are whining like a bitch.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

- Okay. - This is genius.

they don't know how to talk to women.

I don't know. They should be out in a second.

I am RSVPing yes

That is a fantastic idea.

We've been talking, and look...

Looks like you're checking out digital cameras.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and make some trades.

So what's in the box?

I'm sorry. Oh, no.

I mean, if you a bitch. Know what I mean

why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al-Qaeda?

You're putting the penis On a pedastal

And you know, it's a woman fuckin a horse

"Oh, My God, You Came In Your Pants."

If I hear The Rising One more time

You know how I know you're gay? You called me a Brute

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

I don't want to date you anymore.

to pick up the government check.

- Really? Where at? - Yeah.

... double-decker pussies...

- Okay. - Come on, you're in the lasso.

would give to their soul mate.

Her older sister, I mean, she wasn't planned, you know what I mean?

and show you all the semen all over the bedspread?

Andy, the way these things are flying off your shelf...

See you later. Thanks for the dance.

Do you want some kill Bill for dinner?

So shit man. Fuck it.

About to go see Ellen in a little bit.

I don't like guns.

I'm actually free tonight.

Cocksucker motherfucker!

so he told us all he's a virgin.

And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats...

- Wow. - That is not sick.

Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.

- You kidding me, man? - Hold my goddamn hand, man.

'cause your depression is boring me for one thing...

You want to suck on my dock?

Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.

- Yeah. - You remember Marla.

And he was a jerk-off.

- He's got a billion toys. - So what?

I have to give you a ride home.

You know, sometimes, Amy and I would make love...

- Way to go, man. - Politicked his ass off.

Here, be David Caruso in Jade.

I hated him for like two years 'cause he cheated on me.

Hope you have a big trunk cause I’m putting my trolley in it

I think some of the people here might be sexually inexperienced.

- You know how to play, right? - Yeah, I play online sometimes.

Oh My god your dick is huge!

- Come on, do it. - I'm shy!

You were looking for a cunt? A cunt here now.

I really want to fuck him.

You know what, I'm a virgin, too.

I just think we should just go crazy on each other.

No shedevil sucked his life force out yet.

But I have electronics in my home.

Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?

Thank you. That's great.

All you got to do is go make your pick now.

Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it?

- Yeah. - So, so, she's a grandma?

# Now, pretty ladies around the worid #

And, you know, instead of saying:

You know how I know you are gay

Well, that's why I'm asking you.

# after # hashtagging gets so much easier with instagram. yes but only one hashtag at a time.

Hey, who's ready to have some fun?

In a New York minute

Why don't you kiss something?

You know what, actually I'd recommend this one.

Freddy pie hole!

"Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna fuck."

# Then peace will guide the planets #

Oh, God! Turn away!

What you did with you's own hand.

We never have sex. Do we ever have sex?

Let me show you how this device works.

Hey hey hey, motherfuuucker!

And pulled me out of the fire I'm a survivor

Andy! Oh, my God!

Please don't tell your mom, okay?

Hey, wait. Do you have protection?

God, Me So Horny? Me So Stupid!

How hard did the people at the frame store laugh...

No. Actually I'm getting new carpet in.

- You know what I mean? - I'm not a big ho runner.

I am in a bad mood

Brian, you got a tiny penis

- It's going to happen. - That's why we are here.

I see a blonde and she's very pretty.

God, it was so dirty.

That's how you talk?

Ah man, I love titties.

What did you do? I took a lot of Viagra

Why, do we have to unload the Sony truck?

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Lucas you have a tiny penis

I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.

You're a Hot Grandma

Great. Thank you.

Are you a telemarketer, James?

You're putting people's decency up on This pedestal

And I've been thinking lately that maybe I should open my own store.

- Sorry. - Just giving it to you.

That is his foot.

You Know How I Know Your Gay You Root for the Sox

Probably still pretty bad, though.

HOLY SH*T MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO GET ON THAT.

but now he see that steve makes the rules at ut and now he 'bout to bounce

I don't know. I have a turkey sandwich.

What if he got boys that's on the outside...

- Know what I'm saying? - Bitch is running wild, man.

They’re fine then?

once the integrity of the box gets compromised...

Oh My god. I really want to have sex with you right now.

That's incredible. I wouldn't have done it without you.

And what we should be doing right now is getting to know each other.

Kind of hard to talk about.

I grew up in a town outside of Minneapolis...

- Okay. - Okay.

I'm not gonna be done buffing the marble...

giving Gary the old heads up before my flying triangle

Do you want to fuck me now? Yes.

January wedding....

Bitch, get out of the room!

And for gods sake Consummate the thing

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You test her with this shit, okay?

You say things like Hype Mondial

Don't be such a baby

You miss that ass?

BONER JAMS OH 3

It's not about butthole pleasures.

Fuck off, Saint! Leave us alone, all right?

No, I have to pick those up right now.

Do you know how I know your gay? You like shaving your sweaters

You know how I know you're gay? How? You used the word potenuse.

just, you know, completely fuck you silly.

# I'm lastin' 20 rounds #

Because here's the thing.

J Rod being welcomed to his new gym.

Why u not talk to girls Me:

That’s the ass of a free man

I hope you have a big cup because I'm going to put all my love in it

I want her to keep it in her pants until she gets to college.

God, you know, it's so funny, I work right across the street...

Verde, you got a tiny penis

Flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be.

Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features.

- What do you want me to do? - I want you to use your peripherals.

I went out with this girl for four months...

- Did you have a daiquiri tonight? - Yeah.

That fucker came out of nowhere

No, this is my child, dude. Jill is pregnant.

but he's 10 years older.