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- Well, you know. - Yeah.

Now he know jay run this bitch, and he bout to bounce

- Yeah, they are. - Yeah.

I also wanted to call...

Then, nig, fire on.

fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass, okay?

Can't you hear me?

its not about f*cking and balls and p*ssy

You were nice to me.

No. I haven't gotten to that yet.

What areyou, some kindof sex pervert?

ITS NOT ABOUT BUTTHOLE PLEASURES

- It says, "Tackle the gazelle." - Okay.

# Then peace will guide the planets #

If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match...

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

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Let's hangout and listen to some good music

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but...

Hope you have a big trunk. B'cuz Im puttin my bike in it

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF ALTELIUS

and that's what you guys are.

And she has an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

I want you to do me, 'cause you're the yo-yo guy.

And then you should make your move.

Paula, this asshole over here...

- Are you okay? - I'm okay.

I have condoms right here. Okay?

NO CYNTHIA ERIVO

Bring a jacket then?

This is my baby right here. That's my baby's dick right there.

God, what are you doing here?

WE DON’T SAY “TAP THAT, SETH” OH SHUT UP SETH WE WENT TO TEMPLE

Where's you friend going?

for his old job.

When your 55 year old brother gets his first pedicure

- Butt. - But what? What?

That's a third strike for me, dawg.

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than watch the office

You're gonna get up, you march over there...

Have you ever felt a breast before, man?

I literally said nothing. And she found me fascinating.

When I was a little girl, I developed early.

I was a little reticent to come over and talk to you.

Yes! Let's have sex.

Let’s get some fucking French toast.

Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses?

You know what I mean. Why don't we just play?

If I get another Medallia complaint I'm going to yah mo burn this place to the ground

So why don't you back the shit off, all right?

All right. Wait. Okay, but that means that you...

LIGHT AS FEATHER PILLOWS?

- I just don't wanna... - There's nothing I can do.

Why You Always Telling Me To Fuck A Goat, Man?

- Hi, Andy. - Hi, how you doing?

Can I suck your dick?

I'm gonna need a minute. I'm in a lot of pain right now.

- Look at me! - I'm looking! You're pretty!

- Really? - Uh-huh.

- Really? - Yeah.

I need some poon.

So, I mean, I'm cool.

I though you are ancestors.

- Great, okay. Hi, I'm Trish. - Hi, Andy is my name.

Man, I'm really sorry about tonight.

So lets get this started man, now, I'm gonna give you guys a rundown of everything went to be talking about today we got Comedians beefing with celebrities in united states we also got some comedian beef

- It's his birthday, too. - No, no, no.

bmatt, you have a tiny penis

- Okay. - There's, you know...

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Kevin.

I feel awesome!

Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight...

How does that happen?

you were looking for russia? russia here now

You have a hocus pocus flag

Gus, after the Asian girl robs him

or wait in the lobby. It's okay.

Do You Mind If I Use Your Magnum?

hi i'm grandma snell coming to you guys live in San Paulo and we're excited to be going to the Taylor Swift concert and my grandkids Allison Grechen Rhett Rambo Raelene and Rob are excited too first we stop off in Boston to get the tickets then off we go!

Do you think a woman will find me attractive?

That's the second time I've heard that.

You're seeing that a lot of stuff that's not there.

You're happy then?

Yeah, well, this is how normal people breathe

- How you doing? - I'm well.

You know how I know your gay? Cause you asked why.

like the woman from the eBay store.

Max, you’ve got a tiny penis

Nigger, this dwarf here don't got to be tall...

Jennifer taught me how to do. It It’s going to kick assssth

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- Fuck off? Fuck you! - Fuck you!

thought, you know, you'd wanna play.

You're like one of these action figures...

Godspeed, Col. Steve Austin.

- Who the hell are you? - It's Andy.

I'm gonna really take care of you tonight.

Hope You Have A Big Trunk Because I'm Putting My Cooler in it.

BONER JAMS OH 3 IT'S A MIXTAPE I MADE

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You ever heard of rollin 20’s?

Okay, well, then you can masturbate.

I'm so Sexy. Yes you are.

Next thing you know, you the one going on the 1st and the 15th...

but she's a fucking grandma.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up and play some cards

and, you know, all the accoutrement.

What did you want to talk to me about?

When you say you are a salad but, only have salami to show for it.

You got a tiny penis

Shut up WhoUIs,we went to temple.

to talk about a little laundry detergent.

I REALLY WANTED AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH

I just really want to fuck you.

But instead I hired a hot girl...

- Yes. - Thanks. Nice meeting everybody.

- Cool, then. All right, pop. - No problem.

You know what, I'm gonna tell you something.

I'm in Bombay, India.

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I'm going to give you a couple of Jay's shifts.

Yeah, I am taking vacation next week, so...

We’re gonna need more markers

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It’s going to kick ass.

- Butt. - But...

Then you're gonna give me half the commission.

She was like, any time of day, she was like:

This is the bullshit of all bullshits!

I'm going to really fuck you hard tonight.

You were lookin for a whore Whore here now

You are never gonna meet anybody...

AND YOU ARE LINA?

I can't return it until it has spilled blooooood

- Dude, are you gay? - No, I'm not gay.

- Come on. - Okay.

That's my baby's dick right there.

I'm so sorry. What happened?

What are you gonna do, Mr. Floor Manager?

You know, I can suck you off. Like no other woman.

Hey, motherfucker!

And I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is...

I need some Dune

who's falling down on her way out of the bar...

It's his birthday, too! Let's sing Happy birthday to Matt!

What's up, baby, I didn't know you had came already.

It's just... I was in... I can't believe that happened.

and then I stole the dog.

Yes Mr President The erection results are in

- Ready? - Yup.

So why do you have a store?

Man, I love you, too.

How much have I had to drink? How many pots have you smoken?

That’s the ass of a free man

See, you've been warned, all right? Just move forward amicably.

Oh well, so I'm gonna go tell Paula

Now you're being condescending. You've been warned, alright? Let's move forward amicably.

- Jay. - Be tough, Andy, you got it.

- Yeah. - Because I want to shave you.

Why wasn't I invited to golf party? What am I? Al-Qaeda?

I prefer vaginal intercourse.

His hands were as big as Andrew the giant's

I'll bring a soda. Hey, enjoy your orange.

- And that's not the only good news. - What?

And that will focus the brain elsewhere...

Well, are you... What's the matter?

"And you are Veh-jee-toh?" "Veg-jigh-toh."

I really want to fuck you.

Let me fuck you. I would love it.

Excuse me. Thank you.

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God, me so horny? Me so stupid!

That fucker came out of nowhere!!

before he made passionate yet gentle love to me for the first time...

Well, I take the stuff that you don't want...

Do you want some fire for dinner?

- That's nice. - But it stars Jack Black Cock.

- ...that the more seeds I planted... - Thank you.

who rides a bike.

Those guys are crazy. You should listen to me, okay?

for a while, and she was really a nasty freak.

All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003.

- Does it hurt? - No. Waxing don't hurt.

You know how I know your gay You like rainbow grapes

Don’t be a negro. Be my nigga. Help me out.

Yeah, he's performing a public colonoscopy.

He’s a little slow, but he got it.

He compiled all the best boner scenes, I guess.

How did you even know where she lives?

You're just building the pussy up, man.

Over the balls?

You work in Hartsdale You do lift assists

I mean, I could just fuck you. Like no other woman.

Let the sunshine

This is Jarrad. Jarrad do I know you?.

She was a ho. Fo sho.

I think I've avoided nice guys like you my whole life...

You're 40 years old. You know, 40 is the new 20.

You know what, I don't feel comfortable...

Outer-course is anything that isn't vaginal intercourse.

at my own peril.

Right. I'm sorry. Right.

This isn't what it looks like, okay?

You think you do? Could I check?

I'm glad you came.

Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

- Oh, my dukes! - What?

There and then he took the Lizzie McGuire outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking lizzie McGuire.

- You know what else is sexy? - What?

Of course it don't feel right. What has felt right for you didn't work.

- It's about connection. - It's all about connections.

Imma need those comcast IDs For the price of on the house

Butt hole pleasures It's not about that

Well, that just is a great, great notion.

It’s about passion. And Spirt!

You about to go run down some drunk chicks, all right?

you can come in and sit down if you want...

Michael McDonald, man, I haven't heard this in years.

Orta you have a tiny penis

I dumped her. Stupid decision.

No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady...

And stop with the inquisition.

So, I'm right there with you.

Did you just flick me in the nuts? No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be

Much better, now that I'm talking to you.

Instincts. Show me your instincts.

See, what he thought was he can come up in here and make the rules.

# Sympathy and trust abounding #

No, I'm not trying to kill you.

How many pots have you smoken?

LET THE SUNSHINE IN

Oh, you're nailing me. Cool.

You're a good man, Andy.

Me in high school... ...and still me now

That I can’t do

do you want me to be super fucking racist?

Oh my god. I really want to fuck you!

That's the way you want it...

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- You're cute. - No.

Here's a cute story. I came home the other day...

"I'm kind of going to wanna get back out there, but I think I like guys."

- You gotta play with... - Don't!

Own your instincts.

when I first met him and I thought you were cute at the store...

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some cards.

When your son is born, Is he already on Parole?

and then you call them a bunch of times...

- You want to know where there's one? - Yeah.

Hey, man. Got a big box of porn for you.

I don't think that's right.

- Wow, that's something. - So what did you get up to?

Why did you invite this guy? He's a fucking ringer, man.

I'm smoking hot.