Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those guys are cool.

That's great, but...

Wow, this is graphic.

Sometimes. I mean...

That’s my baby’s head That’s my baby’s dick

Anyway, you guys let me know to think about a situation the comment section below Oh my god is a long video this is ridiculous, have a great day guys

First of all, you making it out to be some kind of bad thing.

- And you are Gina? - Gina.

Can I show you what I like?

Not Since I was 5

Oh, come on, bus!

I don’t want to cram pimpage

I'm not a salesman, so, I could probably...

So, maybe it depends on what you like.

Well, I didn't know all that. So, I'm sorry.

Just a little token of my appreciation.

- I'm a virgin. - Sweet.

Hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.

Okay, so I'll... Yeah.

I'm also gonna need that QB on it, for the price of...on the house

- ...that you should probably drive. - I drive a bike.

sucking on your toe...

Well, I didn’t know all that. So, I’m sorry.

Today's forecast, Dark and Passenger

- I'm very happy for you. - Thanks. She's great.

This is a good show. I just tape it sometimes.

You know how I know you’re (secretly) gay? You’re super weird about Bill covering Brokeback Mountain

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 dates.

she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls

It’s a Burger You’re putting the patty on a pedestal.

Yeah, and one of them has a kid.

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

Oh, no. We didn't get your business...

This is the dawning Of the age of Aquarius

SHUT UP, “BILL” !!!

How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?

- You would fuck him? - Absolutely.

# The sunshine in #

Did you tell her you're a virgin?

No. She was incredible.

Yeah, man, come on, nobody wants to hear that shit.

JR, you got a tiny penis…

Hurtin for a Squirtin?

If that sister was a transvestite...

I can't afford it.

Hey, you guys, Betty Cocker

Look, you shouldn't listen to Dave and Jay, okay?

Hold up. Yo, answer this question:

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F*** her and make her write you a $12 check on your birthday

- Just ask questions. - This is a bad idea.

Yeah, they were nice.

Back up. Wassup?

When your alarm goes off after a night of drinking

I am working on it.

This is gonna be bad

Nick: is that your Dad? Me: oh shit

He’s a little slow, but he got it.

Yeah. Truth be told.

Is it The Apprentice?

Suck a mothafuck

I like that because you are Oscar Isaac.

- Just learn the techniques. - Right on, man.

You know what, Dave?

# Let the sunshine #

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 percent.

One, two, three.

You're making me fucking cum.

"Thank you, Dr. Montalban, you saved my child"...

Andy, I'm throwing myself at you and...

We could do it in the...

dude, are you gay?

From now on your dick is my dick

Excuse me, miss. Could you gather your team...

You know, I may not have enough dick, But I can fuck you up

WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE MILK

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

This really isn't working, Andy. I don't know what to say...

Aim high Willis aim high

When I fail a test

- Hey, I'm sorry. God... - What's this?

I thought you might.

So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...

- I didn't ask for any of this. - You asked for all of it, Andy.

Hey hey hey muddavoqah!

- Yes. - That's serious.

DUDE, ARE YOU GAY?

YOURE GONNA KICK ASCHSCH

I’m peeing in public!

Rich men get off work, then buy stereo.

Okay, you didn't keep it in your pants, Mom.

and just, you know, feel completely safe.

This is the dawning of The age of the variance

Stop smiling, you jerk!

What about those collectibles?

What's your name?

Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.

Please don't do this.

You got it. The first one is the only one that hurts.

and see what night you might want to go out.

- I love you. - Oh, God!

- How can we help you, sir? - Nigger, what?

Popopopopopo with old spice

I’m so tired…

Hope you have a big trunkecause I'm putting my bike in it.

I think I might have a solution for you.

WINTER That fucker came out of nowhere

Yeah, these are wonderful. I'll take these.

- Bro, I can't let you... - Hey.

Okay. "Roll over the tip and down onto the base."

Well, thanks a lot.

That feels warm.

Extrapolate dat!

I kind of thought you were a serial killer.

- Whoa, okay. Wow. - That's fast.

I don't just change like that. I can't just change for you.

- Where did Jay go? - He went to throw up.

Colin, you got a tiny penis

Oh, my God, this guy, Eric Gilliland...

I want you to put your penis on, I mean, in me, Andy.

It's a special friend...

- Psycho talk. - What?

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can, wear them

# Then come on get me now #

- Yeah. - You do?

Yeah. Well, it's $14 beer night.

How is the mood striking you now?

Skwerl, you got a tiny penis.

- Would you fuck him? - In a New York minute.

Do you know how hard it is for a kid to not open that?

I really want to fuck you.

What? Ain't nobody hired no damn transvestite.

With G cup breasts. Like really big.

Steve, you got a tiny penis

What if she laughs at me, though?

"Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?"...

- ...if we tried. - No problem.

What am I supposed to say? "I went to magic camp?"

No, you didn't.

Oh, my God. Say no more.

# The sunshine in # # Let it shine, let it shine #

Oh My god your dick is huge

You know what, I'm not in the stockroom anymore.

I'm not going to punch her in the head. She's really sweet.

I actually am helping a customer right now.

- You find one with the peripherals. - Okay.

You were right all along. You cannot have a relationship...

That's a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.

You were looking for a nigga? A nigga here now.

Dan rhymes with man, and men jerk off.

Dont let us win tonight

I can't return it until it has spilled blood.

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

Boom, boom, boom.

- Does it look good? - Yeah, it looks really good.

How about a stay pending appeal For the price of on the house?

And I know that, and that shit is everywhere.

Cause I want to fuck your brains out.

Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula.

But now he see that Paul makes the rules at LA Live Dock

Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back.

you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter...

Who the fuck are you to put me on trial?

At least I don't have to work out tomorrow.

- Fuck you! Fuck off. - Fuck off.

Me going over the GOT episode I just watched for the remainder of the night.

Is there something I should be looking for?

I mean, seriously, Asia?

And for god sake consummate the thing

Do you like me taking over your email?

Wow. Okay, well, that was fast. Okay.

Why not? Tell me. You tell me the truth.

Wow, this is graphic.

Look, it’s Dr. Seuss’ penis

No, actually it's not behind your ear. I think it is your ear.

- Say what word? - "Pussy." I don't wanna say it.

Popopopopopo with old spice

I don't know. Can you?

Okay. No, not you personally. I just don't want...

I'll check out your empty store.

You were looking for a nigger? Nigger here now. See?

Trish is on the phone. Here is a shock.

- See. Look. See? - Yeah.

- Wait, we'll get them later. - Listen, no, I can't, no.

I mean, you're somebody's nigga wearing this nigga tie.

DO ME, POSTMASTER

I'll pray for your cock

BITCHES RUNNING WILD MAN

- Are you ready for my honest answer? - Yes.

- Hi, we met. - And this is my little bunny rabbit.

No, I think it's because, you know, I wanna maybe look professional...

How is the mood striking you now?

Mooj, you done see my son...

Nobody had better put down Riverdance

# We ain't talking about no Scorpio #

It's all right. You're good.

Shut up, Travis!

Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off!

Okay. We're okay.

Every company changing their logo to Rainbow this month.

- Take off your shirt. - Okay.

- Yeah. It will be fine. - We couldn't break this...

Get a dick, man.

There's something else, too, behind your ear, I think.

Really? Are you having sex right now?

Seth, you got a tiny penis

Wanna know how I know you’re gay? How?

- Really? - Yeah.

- It's kind of nice. - Come out with us this weekend.

How big is it? It's eight inches.

Spent a lot of time with the ladies.

- Okay, that's good. - It's so good...

It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

For the last time, I don't want to watch school of cock with you

Okay, I'll stop flicking your balls.

It's all right. Come on. You know, it's just...

It's been a long time since I've been with a man.

- Do you know what I mean? - Look out! The car!

Yeah, I'm so kinky.

- It's just so big and thick. - Okay.

Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?

Let's do another one.

Honey, it's safe.

Michael McDonald

I'm gonna need that discord login for the price of....on the house