Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because this is over, you guys, okay?

Do you guys even like me?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's totally what's going to happen.

And remember, it's more important that she's drunk than she's hot.

Let me apologize to you first of all...

- ...what are you doing here? - David.

Miss that ass? Ass of a Freeman

I Would Rather Listen To Fran Drescher For Eight Hours

You like Coldplay

Yea let’s go. I’m so NASTY!

- Hey! - Sorry. Shoot. Sorry, sorry.

I'm gonna send David home for the day...

- Oh, shit. - She'd be like:

Can one of you guys help me, please?

now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.

because it was going downhill straight from there.

That's never the case.

Yes. I've never been more embarrassed in my life.

- I'm good. How're you doing? - I'm doing great.

You guys cool it with the hashbrowns!

What sort of activities? I think...

We don't say, "tap that." What are you talking about, Seth?

You the club rat. I'm not the one that be going out.

That's one thing people do when they have an erection.

I think I'm falling for you.

I’m a gentleman. I don’t kiss and tell.

- Okay, here we are. - Oh, God, we made it.

That's the long and short of it.

I'm going to fuck you hard. It's gonna kick ass.

Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my arms?

We've given you all the advice we have to give.

Fifty-six. How many kids do you have?

You're very pretty and you seem very nice. The truth is...

You got a tiny penis

I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much.

HEY HEY HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!

Any other questions?

It's so hot in here.

It doesn't say.

so you have no proof

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

I don't know how to love.

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

I'm a woman, okay? Deal with it!

and this is like some big, like, hilarious...

I'm just... I'm fragile.

I think I have all the advice that I can handle right now.

I'm telling you to use your peripherals

OVER THE ERNIE BALLS?

Britney Spears shit, man.

and see if there's carpet underneath.

- This is one, right? - No, next one.

and then you fuck the plant.

Hope you’ve got a big dock Cuz I’m putting my boat on it

- He thinks you're a pothead. - I am.

She was really nice, incidentally.

You’re The Bitch Bitch!!

- Okay. - And check you out... Check out.

MY DYNAMI SANDBAG REVIEW

You're putting the Kuma’s on a pedestal.

It’s gonna be really, really colorful Are you free?

So, you know, that technology would be probably pretty good for...

I'm having carpet put in tomorrow, so...

YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE PRETTY! GOD, i JUST WANT TO LIVE!

You look like a man-o'-lantern.

Go plant that seed, man.

so i give you money and you can give me these shoes

You need to take those old-ass trips right out

Because I'm not a freak. I'm a good person.

She likes you, man.

You're not gonna get in my pants acting like that.

Let me get that switch 2 for the price of on the house

I want to tell you.

I think there might be a few tapes in there that just might open up...

A broken heel is a plus.

"I love it when balls are in my face."

- Oral sex play. - Sounds like my Friday night.

I'm not trying to be sexy, man.

Begging for a PEGing

Dude, I'm not gonna hit on Bernadette.

God, how much longer are they gonna make us wait?

You know how I know that you’re gay?

Ok, see, now you’ve found yourself a nigga.

Come on, sucker!

- Let me out. - I can't hear what you're saying.

You wanna drive?

he is a serial murderer.

What are you doing? That's my customer.

dog farts in cum

Okay. Have a good one.

- I can't. - Do it.

You always win is the best part about the game.

I saw you bake a sourdough loaf then do yoga in front of the fire

and I don't think it's weird at all.

and her dog starts licking my ass.

Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

You should keep your ho on a leash.

Time stood still. It was like we were sharing the same heart.

Mother Fuckin French toast

School of Cock with you.

Of course it's horrible. It's suffering...

What the hell are you talking about?

- No. - I know.

Yeah. Because I really want to fuck you.

And one of her kids has a kid.

Sweet video game chair.

it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

Okay, just... We're almost there.

You know, I never really go out with nice guys like you.

hot things with you. Shit.

Oh, my God, your Penis is Huge!

- Look where you going. - I don't wanna say the word anymore.

I peed in Lego Barbie party

Kirsten after a big night Lol

Fuckin 3rd ring comin baby

All I know is That woman scares the shit out of me

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

Andy, do me a favor.

Go to the checkout there. Pick up there, please.

WHEN YOU TELL UP-AND-COMERS THAT HITTING TO THE STRONGER PLAYERS IN PRACTICE MATCHES WILL HELP THEIR DEVELOPMENT....

- We're gonna play in the store. - Great.

Every time I fail a test.

you are going to be so bad at sex the first time...

I'll give you a free pass on those other ones.

And she has three kids.

this is very important that we don't lose the value...

till that baby is in college.

to some stupid-ass birthday party with Jill...

You like to play Wordle!

This guy licking girls nipples, Oh my God

Just grow a backbone and call her.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

Are you here for Jay's party? Yes, I am Jay's party

It's gonna kick ass

You shithead! I hate you!

- Come on. - Not the nipple.

Congratulations.

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some N64!

And one of them exploded on my balls.

It’s gonna kick ass

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

This child ain't even four months old.

You really want to fuck me.

Hold my goddamn hand, man!

And then one person goes...

- You know? - Yeah.

You know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up.

I was sleeping with a woman recently, she had the...

ennifer told me how to fuck It's gonna kick ass.

Me when I’m busy in the kitchen and anyone else walks in.

I prefer vaginal

This is not professional.

-And you are Gina? - Gyna.

I'm staying. This is gonna be good.

It looks like a...

I am in a bad mood

She was unattended because I went to the back...

You can get this information on your website, right?

- Show me your instincts. - They're right here.

Yeah, you know what, most guys would be saying:

Both y'all niggers going get clapped up when I get back.

Brooklyn, okay?

You need to plant a lot of seeds.

I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast

You’re gay for saying that

- Where are you going? - I'm not going anywhere.

You look comfortable... Can I get you another cocktail?

So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

I saw you go see boy George at Jones Beach once.

You wanna know how I know you’re gay

I always thought Goff was a streisand but he's rocking in the shit in this one.

So get out there and start selling some shit.

We have one. Houston, we have one.

No, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.

You need to. You're wound up.

I just want to fuck you.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

In the asshole!

This is my baby right here. That's my baby's dick right there.

There's this great place. A lot of cute giris.

I don't... I'm not trying to change you. I like you.

I'm sorry. That's just your job.

Your dad is so Shiney

And a full house.

- Blow into this? - Okay.

that you had something shiny behind your ear.

So you saying she was definitely a man?

unless you play the odds on this, man.

So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay?

Okay, all right. No, seriously, I think I'm done.

- Okay. - I'll see you later, James.

You want me to dress up like Thor? I'll dress up like Thor.

I don't want your giant box of pornography.

"Building the pussy up," what does that mean?

You are so mean! Get out!

I think my first time might be your best time, too.

Johann Gambolputty

you were looking for a recession? recession here now

No pressure. We'll just have a good time.

Don’t be a nigga, be my nigga

Tells these kids not to go to these celebrity shows and hate on them Because, look man this tonight in a world you don't want these problems again

- We had a big fight, just... - Oh, Mom.

No. I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.

Plant it with your finger.

- Okay. - I have a very fulfilling life.

We celebrating and I really, really want you to be there.

Oh, my God. I'm in trouble.

- Stop following me! - Hold up.

It looks man-tastic.

You know how I know you're Gaia?

Hehehe psycho talk.

Ahhhhh! KELLY CLARKSON!

She's adorable.

You gotta risk it. Look at me.

Wow, this is pretty crowded.

Oh man I love titties.

Dude, get the fuck OUT OF HERE!

Jason, you got a tiny penis

I'm so Sexy. Yes you are.