YARN logoYARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't wait ten years to ask Francine to marry you.
Who is she? Who?
Did she say how?
Well, I have two degrees,
That's all right, I was just in there asking the Governor
Just a small wedding.
I'm no token black who came in on a quota.
Are you trying to break our date?
Hey, you can't run very far in a two-seater plane.
Is that a "yes"?
They turned it into a restaurant.
Oh, she was in yesterday. She's very nice.
I think this requires a little tact.
Ahem.
and then I called to thank her for the thank-you note,
You were telling me about all the women you didn't have time for.
Well, the maid just came by and dusted me.
That ugly little folktale tells it all.
Benson? Hmm?
You've got great teeth.
AboutSupport / FAQLegalSponsors