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You're not trying to date a dolphin.
It rocks. Get it now, thank me later.
Big "who cares?" Not about Jack rolling over for the first time,
No, ma'am.
I don't know what it is. That's just the way I've been my whole life.
and then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job.
They rock. Book 'em now, thank me later.
Ever since I met you, it's been like this one-way street.
I'll just pop my head in and tell him that he's going to die.
This whole you leaving the room whenever I enter it thing that you're doing is...
Please, put down the cup of urine.
Well, then, it's three. I mean, you're wrong.
- Why the big deal? - You never tell me how you feel.
Like pride in your work.
You're gonna be very pleased with the next 23 songs.
you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did you?
I am so glad that we're dating again.
that get engaged but they never actually get married,
That is not something that I'm happy about.
Have a great day.