Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This town has a reputation to maintain, and I'm the head maintenance man.

He'll break. They all do.

Because something strange is going on around here, and it's gettin' stranger by the minute.

I thought I told you to let me handle this.

What is so important about this speech?

What if it wasn't to... to distribute money, but to pick it up?

I created this operation.

Sheriff, I don't know where you think you are,

Oh, hot dog! What a car!

[Engine Starts]

I think a woman would be a better judge of that.

I cannot operate at my peak if I'm sleeping in cots, eating hamburgers...

Frankly, I'd just as soon not know... unless, of course, he's in real trouble.

I gave him a hard enough time. Don't you get on his case. He does his job.

Yes, you can. I just dropped by to seeJobina for a couple minutes.

Michael Knight? That's right. You're Martha Haberstraw, aren't you?

but you are not a cop.

[Engine Starts]

You know, for a guy in that profession, he's a terrible flirt.

Well, he jumped bail on an old warrant.

The Foundation is presenting an award to the town of Alpine Crest...

I'll make it real clear for you.

or I'll shut down the presses and take the plates with me.

Wait a minute. That little fish wrapper you're printing up, you're calling that the press?

- I beg your pardon? - Just a joke, pal.

I'd call myself a reporter, but actually, there's not too much to report.

You have the right to remain silent.

Yeah. How about a beer?

I don't know who or what you are,

just minutes before somebody took that car and busted Knight out of jail.

That's okay. I flunked hacksaw. Thanks for coming.

My dear, I'm a car, not a plane.

He stops by the Hallelujah Press, picks up some Bibles.

Then he slips out to the back side of the hotel. I follow him. He opens the briefcase...

I'll be at the office, slaving away.

Just begin at the beginning.

It's the largest Bible printers in the state.

The difference is it never talked back.

Aunt Martha, I need your help.