Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's such a nice, decent little town.

will stay you from your appointed rounds.

He will. Leave it to me.

Hi, Jobina. Uh, I'll be back.

Spinning my wheels.

- I'll see what I can do, Michael. - Is there anything this car can't do?

That is the story that will launch me into big-city journalism.

and in 24 hours I'll know everything there is to know about Michael Knight.

Aunt Martha, they're everywhere. I couldn't get within a hundred yards of Hallelujah Press.

[Devon] Charles Barnswell, retired federal employee.

KITT, I need a visual on Ron Austin.

Don't answer that.

Believe it or not, it involved infiltrating...

Yeah, that's a thought.

Michael is... indisposed.

[Barnswell] What are you, a child?

Uh... Uh... [KITT] Michael, I'm sure it's no problem.

Here's my style.

[KITT] "Wally and the Beaver"? That doesn't compute, Michael.

Just part of my past, KITT.

Oh, of course, of course. Anytime.

A fella like that in Alpine Crest? Why?

You said to detour Junior Agent Larkin. Well, dig this.

[Tires Squealing]

Boy, I don't believe this place. It's like it's frozen out of the '50s.

Wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just forget about your good-bye story for a minute and listen to me.

as the saying goes, long gone.

And whatever breaks, it's my exclusive, right?

There's no record of his prints,

I gotta get through! It's counterfeit!

[Siren Wailing]

Now, if you weren't with your Aunt Martha playing bridge during that time,

You're missing the climax here. The knitting lady is slipping a thing around a mannequin.

When you see him, tell him that Barnswell worked for the C.I. A...

I have a constitutional right to know what's going on.

finding out their town didn't have a low crime rate after all?

Imagination? You wouldn't know the meaning of the word.

As Michael would say, thanks, pal.

It's a real nice place if you're thinking of retirement.

We're not giving up on Ron Austin, are we?

and there's no way I'm gonna spend the next 25 in prison.

Except to make counterfeit money,