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- It's a tick! - Or the start of the swastika.
'Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.'
- Jesus! Get out! - Stand up, Jonas, come on!
And I don't like him, not like that, not now.
Really?! Yeah.
There's a scar on here.
Easy.
- 'Hey, it's good to see you. - 'Good to see you, too.
I'm a serial monogamist.
Liam, what happened?
Did you use a condom or not?
'Liam. Is Fi with you?'
is litigation in retrospective parenting cases.
'You're going to get every bit of Fion... '
'(LAUGHS) No, it was like dormouse.'
Easy.
Jonas is Mr Marrakesh?!
(LAUGHS) Yeah, time does that.
So, is that new info?
Yes.
18 months ago in this room.
You can make people remember getting lost
probably to some millionaire Chinese perve.
Please.
No, no.
Was it bad?
Oh, great.
It's a brave choice.
That's what I said.
LAUGHTER
BABY'S TOYS TINKLE
All right, now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this.
It's still on there, is it?
Oh!
'(LAUGHS) Yeah.'
Yeah, that feels quite nice.
It's been too long, too long.
So not a week or a month. Six months.
Just do what he says.
'rescue Jodie from the paedophile babysitter!
I'm joking, Jonas.
It could be fun, we could, um...
Then why invite him over?
Not for him.
It was...
like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper
No, I mean, just...
Look, Liam, it's morning, mate.
Jonas.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking joking again, Jonas!
Jonas was just explaining why relationships are a sham.
I don't know, yeah?
and I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so...
MOANING FROM SCREEN
Well, it was big enough to do your head in.
- Oh, wow! - Wow!
Can you open the gate?