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steak and eggs and eggs and steak
All right, Peter, we've got a big day ahead of us.
It looks like bill Clinton on cheesie Charlie's is gonna dance dance revolution and he is gonna sing the song barbee girl in family guy.
I swiped some money out of Lois's purse. I don't think she'll notice
Bye, Lois. I'm going to the gym.
In the meantime, I guess I better clear the air with Clinton.
Could it really be that easy?
And I don't care that you slept with Clinton. We'll get past it somehow.
Where does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin?
I am going to sneeze I'm gonna sneeze
All right, Peter, who's it going to be? Who do you want to sleep with?
It would be wise not to anger him.
Who we kidding, Lois? This is never going to work.
- You look silly. - Why? You wear a diaper.
Is this what you're looking for?
I know! What the hell is this supposed to be, a pelican or a school bus?
- I didn't think you'd be so receptive. - Are you kidding, Lois?
Hey, Mr. Eel.
- He is? - No.
What's the best way to say this?
- Why are you naked in my house? - Uh...
All I know is,
Honey, I just feel awful about this whole situation.
First one to have a bead of neck sweat reach their butt crack wins.
that's growing in our yard.
and he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare
- What the hell?! - No! No!
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I'd rip a phone book in half, but for the life of me,
I haven't made a crank call in years.
Who's there?!
I mean, Peter, the man presided over the longest economic expansion in US history,
All right. Go, Medium!
Then, through no fault of my own, I wouldn't have kept my promise.