Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, listen. You and I are drunk.
And yes, I'm gonna do something crazy, too.
Okay, how is this even possible?!
What? No.
I'm not sure you ever liked them.
Just minus the wife.
24 hours, then we're moving to Long Island!
I know.
Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Marshall was fed up with his job at GNB and was
Yes.
this decision right now.
Please.
We stay in the city during the week, then on the weekend,
So Barney and I--
You all right?
That's when I realized:
they respect us enough to sneak around.
might not be a good idea.
Right. Where do you keep your diapers?
Do you think I should've become a Ghostbuster?
I'm serious.
If anyone should be done with girls, it's me.
Thanks.
We don't have any.
Daddy's home.
were beginning a new chapter in their lives.
We're having a baby!
Okay, I change my mind. I want an epidural.
The only partnership in my life
Okay, after Thanksgiving, I'm cutting out carbs.
Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that?
Number one: it's Brooklyn's fart trail.
my two hot nannies, our pet cobra...
We're having a baby!
So you're just gonna have to get yourself a third nanny.
Hi, I'm Clive.
James and Tom to Thanksgiving?
...shrank.
No, no, no. I'm not going anywhere with you.
so I just got her some wee-wee pads.
just guy stuff.
Barney is one of my best friends in the world, we rarely fight,