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Are you kidding?
You're right.
They should be called sea kangaroos.
Oh, Ted. And I'm sorry,
Hi. I was just telling this first girl,
Uh, yeah, I guess that'd be nice.
Zoey, Victoria, the Slutty Pumpkin.
Dibs on the nanny.
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
But is it, though?
Baby, your grandparents gave you this house outright.
No. No banging the nanny.
Is this about more than us moving?
We are two straight guys who are single
Damn right we would.
Oh.
I'm just gonna go in there and...
You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna go to the bar.
But then we went outside.
This place is enormous.
I'm pregnant.
Which meant only one thing for us...
we were both acting a little crazy.
Hey, Barney.
Oh, guh! Hurricane dookied in her drawers.
So, they headed out to Long Island,
Aw...! So cute!
'Cause get this.
Robin, this discussion is closed.
You're gonna be a mom and you don't have any diapers?
Brainstorm. Brainstorm.
Come here, you.