Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Except dibs on the third nanny! Good day!
Hey, Ted,
Well, you can't have 'em! They're mine!
Poor guy's going through some stuff.
Geez, how many lamps do you have?
And now we're fighting. You know what?
I don't know, Clive.
to stay in the city, but this is what we want.
'cause we're never gonna split up!
Being gay would kick ass!
between dating and having a family.
Yes.
when I said you'd be a terrible father.
Now, kids, I don't think there was a knock on the door
Isn't it, Tom?
Why wouldn't I keep my job?
Oh, I also got this.
and have some cuddle-free shut-eye.
where just you and I are gay, not Marshall.
This place is great.
- Come on. - No, I can't.
at that exact moment, but for the purposes of this story...
Slash banging. Dibs on both nannies!
Okay, Ted, I'm not gonna ask you where Barney got this baby.
- Hey! - Hey.
Please.
Yeah?
We get a nanny.
Why not?