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Something that happens to all New Yorkers
Oh! Sh...
Crazy, right?
we can totally afford two places.
Oh, who is this little angel?
I'm going to go... I'm gonna take a little walk.
Based on all the stuff you've done to them over the years,
give each other a happy, roll over
Barney and I were going through a tough time.
What?
You don't... Wow.
Huh. That's weird.
my friend and I, both straight,
We found the line. It's good we know where it is.
I mean, look arou...
for the last time, this place is enormous--
and scoop up some kids. - Mmm.
Well, the universe gets it wrong sometimes.
All right. All right.
that has stood the test of time is this one.
Sorry, dude.
no-banging-the-nanny policy.
'Cause what she found with her husband
thinking about leaving it all behind,
and there'll be swords and ninja stars lying around.
By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple.
But this part was kind of fun.
I think you made the right call, buddy.
Oh, great!
This is awesome.
Their big, lovely apartment...
you know, "We hate girls, we wish we were gay,"
instead of talking about feelings all the time,
So he was kind of in a bad place.
and you're already a terrible father.
And a broken home?
Okay, how the hell does Barney have a baby?
That's a funny story.
God.