Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Based on all the stuff you've done to them over the years,

All right. All right.

my friend and I, both straight,

Oh, who is this little angel?

I'm going to go... I'm gonna take a little walk.

But this part was kind of fun.

Barney and I were going through a tough time.

and you're already a terrible father.

instead of talking about feelings all the time,

You don't... Wow.

So he was kind of in a bad place.

Okay, how the hell does Barney have a baby?

'Cause what she found with her husband

And a broken home?

Well, the universe gets it wrong sometimes.

that has stood the test of time is this one.

I think you made the right call, buddy.

we can totally afford two places.

thinking about leaving it all behind,

Huh. That's weird.

for the last time, this place is enormous--

By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple.

and scoop up some kids. - Mmm.

I mean, look arou...

We found the line. It's good we know where it is.

Their big, lovely apartment...

This is awesome.

Something that happens to all New Yorkers

and there'll be swords and ninja stars lying around.

you know, "We hate girls, we wish we were gay,"

That's a funny story.

give each other a happy, roll over

no-banging-the-nanny policy.