Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tommy Lascelles comes up to me at the funeral, of all places,

-Champagne. -You were drinking champagne

-What is that thing? -Oh, I inherited it from my grandfather.

There are things I wish to say.

Since I know, deep down, despite everything,

But, trust me, becoming a pilot has been a lifelong ambition of mine

We have to give it up.

[door opens, closes]

Which is to leave in place a Sovereign prepared for office.

fought for me during that terrible time.

It concerns the Duke of Edinburgh.

Did they offer any justification?

-[Philip] And? -Nothing.

The name has to be Windsor. For stability.

I've ordered tea. Or something stronger, perhaps.

I am an old man.

The Sovereign never offers a Prime Minister refreshment.

But they didn't, so I don't.

You don't think I would have preferred to grow up out of the spotlight?

[Philip] Right, come on, then. You can do it.

If Your Majesty has no objection,

Right. Come on then, Charles. Let's give you something to aim at.

Many have questioned my relevance, whether I still have something to offer.

but it's the right thing, for the young family and the children to live there.

with a rich allowance to keep that Jezebel divorcee of his in the manner

Shirley Temple.

-I didn't say that. -But you thought it.

Let bygones be bygones.

[Queen Mary] Come in, Jock. Take a seat.

His Royal Highness, the Duke of Windsor, Your Majesty.

What a sunless, frozen hell we both escaped in England.

Not bloody bad, Charles. Not bloody bad.