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Mrs. Hudson has been attacked by an American,

(INHALES DEEPLY)

I've lost him. I don't know what...

the ones I've heard.

We ran a similar project with the Germans a while back,

I don't have a dog!

No, but I will have the camera-phone, though.

and exactly one way to stop me.

Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts...

(WOMAN MOANS AS TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)

leaving Heathrow tomorrow at 6:30 in the evening for Baltimore.

You'll be fine in the morning. Just sleep.

(CONTINUES SNIFFING)

I don't know how she swung it but, uh...

in every possible variant available to the English language.

Did nobody notice the earring?

SHERLOCK: People have died. MORIARTY: That's what people do!

"Hmm, you look sexy on Crimewatch, let's have dinner."

- about the aluminium crutch. - Thank you.

Now, for God's sake!

- Mr. Holmes, I think we need to talk. - So do I.

- That's her, isn't it? - Show me the rest of her.

- Two. - She didn't tell me,

She'd applaud your choice of words.

And that's as modest as he gets. Pleasure to meet you.

Well if you've been listening, you'll know she didn't.

- Is she back in London? - No.

Do you really think you'll have news by then?

- (WOMAN MOANS AS MESSAGE TONE) - What was that?

Oh, he's good, isn't he? I should have him on a leash.

Besides, I might want to see her again.

I know one of the policemen. Well, I know what he likes.

What do you think of my solution?

If they've guessed you've got it, they'll be watching you.

As you were kind enough to point out, it hardly matters.

- the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers? - Hello, yes.

(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)

your pupils dilated

Better check it, Dr. Watson.

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Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?

You have no idea how much havoc I can cause

He's on his way.

- A long time? - Hmm, ages.

(Family Weeping)

Which was his big mistake.

Except you let John know that you're alive and therefore me.

try not to punch him.

Well, you barely knew her.

- Well, you know. - I know what?

So you can point a gun at me?

He fell out of a window.

That's why I decided to tell him that.

In fact, you're seeing him this very night and giving him a gift

There now, we're both defrocked.

Or were you too bored to notice the pattern?