Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm going out for a bit.

Are you going to tell me what's going on?

Hmm, and somebody loves you.

Treat her like royalty, Mycroft.

It's all right now, I'll have a look at that.

(SMOKE ALARM RINGING)

There's a margin for error, but I'm pretty sure there's a 747

- You composing? - Helps me to think.

Maybe two ideas.

Fine, I'll tell him and I still won't help you.

One lonely, naive man, desperate to show off,

- Molly, want a drink? - It still says 1,895.

Is that loathing or a salute?

- What did you say? - You're right.

I'll do the talking.

I think it was less than five seconds.

- (DOORBELL RINGING) - Shut up!

There you are, brother.

It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.

Instead of what?

There, I've said it now, I'll even walk your dog.

Next, you can stop pointing that gun at me.

(MYCROFT SIGHS)

Then give him a puzzle and watch him dance.

Closed forever.

He's Mr. Punchline.

- That's the title. - What does it need a title for?

- So, they are in this room. - Thank you. John, man the door,

So you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them?

I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage.

so it's almost worth it.

and then... Who was after the boring teacher?

There was a man, an MOD official and I knew what he liked.

- Where is it, anyway? - Safest place I know.

that's quite clearly a three, but after that the sequence

Hey, are you okay?

Oh, a power play.

It would help if you were a tiny bit more specific.

Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

For instance...

No, I mean it. It's heartwarming.

- I've learned not to trust this woman. - Mr. Holmes doesn't...

It can't be your birthday, no disrespect,

Apparently it's going to save the world, I'm not sure how that could be true,

he had to take a call.

I'm assuming I missed something.

because it would have been in your coat, wouldn't it?

Something big's coming, isn't it?

Thank you for the final proof.

No, I think he knows exactly where.

DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep.

Mycroft, I don't do anonymous clients.

Vatican cameos!

Oh, Jeanette, please.

to extort either money or favour.

And the hiker is taking a moment, looking at the sky.

though he was mostly upside-down, as I recall.

Probably not true.

Inside his coat he's got a stub from his boarding pass,

to the back of the head from a blunt instrument;

That noise, the one it just made.

- So, what's the plan? - We know her address.

Okay, the smoking, how did you know?

Now, tell that sweet little posh thing the pictures are safe with me.

There's no such thing as too much.

Sherlock, I have to give this to Mycroft, it's the government's now.

Only a jumbo is wide enough to need a letter K or rows past 55,

(SIGHS) I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray.

- I don't smoke. - No, I know you don't,

Look at us both.

There's more, loads more.

MYCROFT: Irene Adler; Professionally known as The Woman.

not 240 different types of tobacco ash.

in the last year and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist,

- People who want to kill me. - Who's that?

is her get-out-of-jail-free card. You have to leave her alone.

We're going to have a visitor. I'll need a bit of time to get ready.

I see you've got a new boyfriend, Molly, and you're serious about him.

Coventry all over again

I love this, those little conversations of ours.

No, I mean you're going to find her dead.

- Why would I need you? - No reason at all.