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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it put pressure on Lana,
I didn't know boats could burn.
The boss can get new microchips for...
It's from a little boy punching me
Ha, the scientist!
Because he was happy and good at his job
I tried to give myself a tattoo of a witch skull
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Penis
No. No chopping.
Oh, shit, I already said that part.
-What? -Oh, God.
I'm talking about when I officiated
Do you think I ruined Cyril too?
-I'll be at the bar. -PAM: Darts.
Don't worry.
Bartender, the biggest bottle on your highest shelf!
I'm doing this, right?
If you really want to liven things up,
[engine revs]
It's no fun if you just admit you're a loser right away.
-Shot! -Mm.
Make it three.
We...got this.
And I've got the perfect reminder.
To chop up a civilian?
As in they have a single year to live?
[dramatic music]
[gasps] Who's ready to party?
Oh, thank God.
I was banking on some sort of acid.
I see a fountain pen.
Cyril!
Cyril and I were...
Because I didn't know you were monsters!
Insurance policy!
-Uh-huh. -PAM [over phone]: Penthouse.
Aaaaand it's just a receipt.
You know they cut down an acre of rain forest
I asked you where you go to have fun,
Crashing a school bus through another school bus?
Cyril, for the last time,
the cowboy or the scientist?
a loser.
I am getting so many good tattoo ideas.
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