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[CHUCKLES]
Arthur, this means no TV for a week. What? Otherwise, there will be no more television for a week. No television for a week. No television for a week. No more TV for a week.
Well, his, um--
What are you watching? Show me what you’re hiding! 'Cause you's a bitch.
I'm telling you, Tom, they drive women away.
Do not say "bomb" at the airport.
[♪♪♪]
I'm tired of you two punkstersAll you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house.You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?
Please do not bring AK-47s onto the plane.
I'm Young Reezy. I goes where I wanna go.
Granddad left 'cause of you.
Oh, all the things that they done--
- All I can say is... Running from your problems Just makes them worse.
MAN: Man, I'm having the best time ever.
So I think I should be in charge.
MAN: Get outta here. Go next door-- Psych. Come on in.
This nigger must have lost it.
I'd like a sandwich myself. All my bologna is gone.
You went to the store for two weeks?
Yes, and don't you go snitching.
- Noah, please don't take away my LeapBand.
I hate damn airports!
'Cause you's a bitch.
[BOTH GRUNT]
You have 22 unheard messages. First message:
[MAN LAUGHS]
I am not going to ask you again! Get... in the car.
♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪
but you're not supposed to drink it.
We're gonna run out of food in a few days.
Mikey Goes to Jail from Kid Pulls Fire Alarm to Skip Test He Live To Reject it. No TV No TV
What, you want some, nigger? Huh?
Sir, I don't have time for this.
He don't even like black people.
[HUMMING]
Say hello to the bad guy.