Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm tired of you two punkstersAll you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house.You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?You know what I'm gonna doFill the bathtub with water and drown both your little asses

Man, what we gonna eat?

Hmm. You want to know what women want, talk to a woman.

♪ Haters say, "ha" ♪

[BOTH GROANING]

Nobody likes you, Huey,

RILEY: I'm saying, you ain't have to ruin my shirt like that.

I'm talking to my grandson.

--go ahead and delete. Ha, ha.

from Positive Big Black Brothers and Sisters of America.

Yes. Jay-Z. Yes. Cousin of mine.

I started to hate Riley for driving Granddad away.

My name is Uncle Ruckus, and I will be nigger-sitting

Hey! I'm closet-phobic.

Heh-heh-heh. Time to--

Rizzla Oh that's so scary, you better get outa here and butthead yo nintendo switch for rizz

[DOORBELL DINGING]

I had a skirt on and everything. Do you know what that means?

Heh-heh. First cousin. More Cristal?

Ain’t am clean Thoo!?

Okay, first of all, ain't nobody talking

What? Hey, hey, hey. Quit playing, nigga.

He's your sitter.

I've already showed it to her.

We'll do the "do it big" trip some other time.

Assuming he ever came back at all.

Hey there, Robert,

Thank you, Jesus.

I don't know why I'm not cool.

What? What? No!

Barring an unforeseen catastrophe,

[TOM SCATTING POORLY]

What are you doing with Mikey?

You home early.

Doesn't look too bad.

Riley. Riley, I'm going to the store.

Go to your room! Now!

Uh... Yeah. Let me, uh, check my schedule.

Mercedes, Versace, white women. Niggers, niggers, niggers.

Local calls only on my phone, thank you.

Hey, Granddad. Uh, how's the trip?

Please. Mom. No!