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Ta-da!
Okay, I changed because I smelled like the lab.
[distant phone ringing]
-Why is your dad looking for a cake? -I don't know. Why does he do anything?
When stuff goes wrong, you recover. I mean, look at me.
[Ruby chuckles]
Did you even invite Julian?
Oh, yeah.
-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!
then do it all over again, like a frigging Roman.
Yeah, that's insane.
We're gonna birthday so hard, you'll forget which one of you is which.
There is a cake. I'll go get the cake.
It's not really a dancing place, but how do you feel about pancakes?
-Because of the pepper trees? -Because of the pepper trees.
I don't know. I lied to him about why I bailed on our date.
How dare you interrupt my work?
because I wanted to cancel our date since you were talking shit about Ellis.
So, buds, what are we gonna do next?
Okay, here we go.
but hey, man, the Pacific Crest Trail ends at the Canadian border.
Why don't you go and get it?
Good for you. Also don't do any of that.
To friendship.
Why would you get us a gift? You don't even like us.
Yes!
Same. Because I am in my element.
[whimsical music playing]
-The HR guy you never went out with? -Can you not bring him up in front of me?
"Don't waste my genes. I know everything about everything."
Good night.
You know Denny? That's so cool. That guy has, like, eight syrups.
God, I hate diabetes. Don't you?
Is it just TJ's birthday? Is that the reason I'm not getting a hug?
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