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from "Land of the Lost," and you're trying to get a business loan.
Hey, Dennis. You drop by to say hi to Liz?
Hey, I got doughnuts.
It must be hard to get cell phone reception when she's so far up the president's butt.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
I got one last thing to say to you, and then I'll be out of your life forever.
Oh, my God!
Forget it. I'm not wearing this dress.
If that's true, then I'm taking you out to celebrate... a girls' night.
I told him I'd watch him 'cause Teddy broke his ankle
My brother, my homeboy, my n...
I had already bought it for you, so...
Go ahead. Take the call, yeah.
Don't make me come over there and beat on you with my boom-booms!"
"Pro. Fixed TV."
Monday night is girls' night. I'm taking you out... 9:30.
You try to make some people happy, but it doesn't work all the time.
OK, you need to write something great for him before this becomes a problem.
"fag-o-tron," "gay bird,"
You want to...
Like Professor Marlin Luther King said, "I have a feeling."
It's how I decided to get a scooter instead of a bike.
Well, now you're just being patronizzle.
and I am my feet.