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And that's why we have to break out of here ourselves.
And God damn it, it's never too late to start trying
I don't know if I believe in ManBearPig or not,
found seven legendary animals.
After I came back, that's when it all caught up with me.
We just sat in school for nothing.
Oh, no. That's fine.
because your father was supposed to be nothing but dried up crust
But then, one night, I'm having sex with your grandma,
Yeah, I guess we're dummies, huh, Kenny?
you have to be strong.
God damn it!
Mm mmph!
and she sticks her finger in my ass.
Yeah. Where have you been?!
Shut up, Grandpa!
and then I get a call about another school shooting.
you won in a poker match.
[ Reporter screams ]
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
Arghhh! This is a really long pee, Bobby BearHug!
"Did you just come in me?"
Dad, that thing we saw take Ned --
Are you crazy? We just saw ManBearPig take down Satan.
*I'm* depending on you, goofball.
♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
[ Roars ]
Foolish mortals!
What happened?
Now how the fuck did those kids
about a lot of the things you said would happen --
all the nice things humans have done for you lately?
[ Bell jingles ]
And you agree to ignore ManBearPig
See ya later, alligator.
Satan!