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God, I've never felt so alive.

You're like Lex Luthor.

Are you kidding? I didn't quit.

I'll have to charge you for another machine.

Okay, come on, give the guy his money. What are you doing?

You've really gone mental.

How do you get that? Where do you start?

I never saw it.

So I'm going to a nudist colony next week.

What about fine fabrics? How do you deal with that kind of temperament?

You can have this on Monday.

- What? - Am I crazy or didn't you quit?

Where are you gonna get this Mickey? I can't believe I'm saying Mickey.

...our little, shrimpy friend, George Costanza...

He'll get a little woozy.

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

You think you're an important man? Is that what you think?

- What if you destroy him? - No, no, no. Don't worry.

On Thursday when I came home, I had 1 500 dollars on me.

Why pass up the opportunity to go to prison?

In fact, I don't really have an apartment.

I'm on the roof!

I thought you quit.

You can't win. You can't beat me.

I mean, Dan, don't I joke around all the time?

Well, that's really not fair.