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Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice."
- I'm graduating. - To graduate, you need my course.
- I'll go back to high school. - We've rented out your room.
In the midst of my preparations for hari-kari...
I guess it could be.
- What kind of place is this? - Hi.
- Yeah. - What?
We try to be. Isn't that right, Mike?
You Are Chris Knight, Aren't YOu? I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear
- My glasses! - Well, try not to wobble.
Target locked. In ten.
Something is very wrong.
IT IS KRØN.
Hollyfeld.
- Mom, to who? - Mr. Echevarria, the plumber.
It's like lasing dynamite.
Select electrics to max, vents to open, and systems to onboard.
You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.
That's great! How many times?
Bye.
I hope that works.
But I've got to cut them, and that takes time.
He cracked under the pressure...
Neither am I, Liz
Absolutely, sir. Consider it done.
- What will we eat? - Are you from the restaurant?
Neither am I, Jerry.
Get it?
Have you ever seen a body like this before?
We can share it. I don't wanna stay here.
There Gone
- Why? - Well, I'm getting married.
Oh, really?
Congressman?
- What's this? - It's a laser beam, bozo.
To get my clothes. But that's not why he does.
- You're doing it again. - Oh, am I?
How'd you do? I passed, but I failed, YEAH!
I left my bags. Now they're empty.
No!
- I don't know. - Your genius might impress them.
Hey, you jerk!
I should win 32.6% of the prizes, plus the car.
Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? Not right now…
- Yeah. - You made it?
Was it a dream where you're standing in a robe on a pyramid...
I've been watching you.
- Yeah. - Yeah!
One night, sitting right here, I had a vision.
He was a stud around here in the '70s. Smarter than us put together.
Okay Yarbo! Let me have it!
I'm coming.
That was yesterday. What have you done for me today?
- Outstanding, Crossbow. - Just like shooting ducks in a barrel.
No, the fuel is frozen and contains a self-sufficient unit.
- We need to talk. - Get my laundry?
- You're disappointing me. - And you me.
- I'll be with you in a moment. - Goodbye, Jerry. Susan.
- Can you hammer a nail with your penis? - Not now.
- You've gone too far. - I had help.
- That doesn't sound like my soldier. - Mitch, this is your dad.
yes granny bump yes ortangent glasses iint say it! singaporean mouth ulcer you get from big mouthy glasses balloon yes you get chopped in! yes my english only in slight singaporean tongues i watch three stooges on netflix you pay good asmr rate.
Thranduil "I realized that I have certain materialistic needs."
Don't shake his head!
Library. Library... 205.
- Everybody must be skating. - You're a slack!
Really? What is it?
Girls never talked to me.
This is not good.
Let's see that film on institutional critique. Then we'll have some lunch.
With a tracking system and a mirror...
- You're not supposed to park on campus. - This isn't funny.
Which word didn't you understand?
Let's find out.
Look, I don't care if you're arrogant or disrespectful.
Hey, man! You're not Mitch.
I've done everything you've ever asked me to.
I've learned not to ask.